Also I Just Found The Snooze Button For Live (u Can See It Unintentionally Turned Off In The Second Screencap)

as it turns out i was the thot experiment

this post feels innovative

Yeah I'm a bit of a girlboss. A bit of a girlruler. Kind of a girldictator. Sort of a girlwarcriminal. I'm dropping girlbombs

she skulks on my shrieker until my sensor does the warden

doing the laundry doing the dishes vacuuming the carpet doing the laundry doing the dishes vacuuming the carpet doing the laundry doing the dishes vacuuming the carpet doing the laundry doing the dishes vacuuming the carpet

okay

wearing my big boy pants and my funderwear to my date wish me luck

“still crazy” has wonderful emotional lyrics and then an absolutely toe-curling sax solo. that’s S tier stuff right there.

Paul Simon will write some gut-wrenching bars about love and loss and the next verse will be like “so I’m a-walkin’ down the street”

me sitting on the floor of the bathroom with the lights off and the door closed eating bowls of pills like cereal with kamala harris: so tell me more about venn diagrams

kamala: *manic laughter*

do you think grown up birds vomit into each others mouths as like a sex thing?

she insert into my database until i query

she query on my sequel til i — no that can’t be right. there’s something here tho…

oh there was an update?

that’s pretty neat. what else?

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