I Don’t Got That Dog In Me Anymore.

spoonin on the stretcher, fuckign in the hearse

ima cozymaxxing floorpilled sleepingbagcel rn fr

offsides is the en-pessant of football

the jovial jelqer strikes agian

call me steel cut the way i’m oats

being horny on main leads to horny jail

being romantic on main deserves real life prison

the switched to talking loudly about cell service and internet service providers.

after a merciful pause they resumed talking very patronizingly about religion with each other.

they are the only ones talking on the entire carriage.

currently listening to an irate italian grandma rant to her friends about trip planning while i take the scotrail from inverness to aviemore

she tab my com till i let out a wa

she wacom on my tablet till i draw

nothing quite like comin home to munch some box after a long day at work

one must imagine sisyphus having good work-life balance