Literally Me

“it’s not about you and me. it’s about us” i say to the tailgating F150 behind me as i stomp on the brakes.

brb gotta study for the bechdel test

*waking up at 3am to eat shredded cheese out of the fridge like an animal*: rise and grind

> why

🤔

I wonder why the average human K/D is

i’m not sure what a vriska is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask

the existence of a parameter space implies that you could like hang out there and maybe have a good time but you can’t and thats sad ;(

They call me J.R.R Jelqing, on account of me being a big Tolkien fan. Also I can oft be found in my study jelqing just like the old masters.

a dragonfly landed on my fishing rod!!!1!1!!! suicide postponed!!!!1!1!!

call me steel cut the way i’m oats