The Devil Came Back From Georgia And Decided To Try His Luck With Detroit.

so you’re telling me this guy is named “sissy fist”? and the gods are forcing him to play with balls? forever?

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okay

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. The silence is deafening.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require you to create an account on the company website. You leave a trail of ghost accounts that will be used once and never again. You never receive a response.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but it's so rare for you to receive any response that you forget to check the website and you miss the time.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but you don't know the magic words that signal to the esoteric mind of an interviewer that you're fit for the job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer e-mails you saying that 'unfortunately, you do not have the qualifications we are looking for'. You check the job again and see you applied to be a menial labourer.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require a car. No one stops to ask how you're supposed to afford one with no job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers a job. The commute makes you want to die in your sleep.

You call the HR manager for the workplace in hopes of arranging an interview more directly. They don't even have an answering machine.

Employers complain that no one wants to work anymore.

posts like this make my glad i can read

day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing

aren’t viagra blue pills?

The Matrix is both an ERP system and an ERP system

they call me jerry, the way i can

*visibly disheveled and with a black eye* hello youtube! welcome to part 2 of asking MMA fighters to talk with their inside voices.

the existence of a parameter space implies that you could like hang out there and maybe have a good time but you can’t and thats sad ;(

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