Dowsing Rod But For Cum

lisan al gaib?!?!?!

they call me jerry, the way i can

i triple dog dare you to post this on r/economics

We gotta stop trying to guide our economy based on financial metrics - growth is more likely to harm livelihoods than help them at this point

getting strip searched by the TSA gave her the ick. guess she don’t like seeing my cavities

dinosaur: babe do u love me?

other dinosaur: ofc babe

david attenborough: the meteor will not hit their planet for another millennia. it is now, that their love may blossom

*standing amidst the sublime beauty of nature, experiencing real joy for the first time in years*

chat? chat is this real? chat is this —

overheard in a fancy italian restaurant:

> eating lobster and jerking off are two different things

damn shawty my understanding of ur meta cognitive process requires a bespoke model.

if your class project group is dysfunctional enough the google docs instance counts as a MOBA