Athena holding Achilles back in the agora, first chant
He’s just a funny little guy
Mr Sandman, man me a sand, make him the cutest, car door hook car hand
I’m obsessed with the fact that Arthur met Kellen, endured mental and physical injuries and nearly died and if mob met Kellen he could just instantly smite him and leave.
mulder voice Oh fuck i have to protect scully [runs into traffic]
Something something doomed siblings
His tummy hurts but he’s being so brave about it
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boss is asleep. currently on a quest to steal some wine
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stop reblogging this i'm gonna get caught you fuckers
#/srs
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hahaha it would be so funny if i got so deathly drunk my hot doctor boyfriend had to escort me to the infirmary and pin me down so i dont end up stabbing someone and holding me by the hair to force my chin up and make me drink medicine hahahahaha
#please #pleaseee #i am so gay rn
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i miss my wife
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currently having the time of my life. everything is great. except my new husband. i hope he dies
#captive princess life
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never thought id have to say this but please do not try to make homemade wine with random shit you find on the woods ?? a guy just died
#psa #medicine
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guys im gonna be honest the worst thing to ever happen in my life was my brother coming back
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:((
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you are literally on my DNI. this is your fifth account. please go away
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why are all the animals coughing to death?
#is this normal #vets of tumblr answer me
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these trojans ain't shit 😂😂😂 we'll be winning this easy fr
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girl help it's been ten years
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being haunted by visions can be very fun actually
#therapist told me to be positive #trying
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hello
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stop telling me to kill myself???
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i hope you nerds name men on men attraction after me when i die
#if this doesnt happen then what is the point
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Honestly hope they don't lampshade the "omg, Geralt looks different" thing too much. I will only accept a knowing comment from Jaskier, since he lives by sitcom rules. Literally nothing else.
Feeling weirdly proud of my writing hours!! Like AAA I wrote that