Laura Winter Being A Total Mensch ♥️

Hello weary traveller, sit by me, the fire is so warm tonight. I have a story to tell you, one of caution. Long ago, in the decadant lands of 2013, I was a young lay, glossy eyed and full of hope, unknown to the shear terror and darkness of this world. I was traveling from JFK to Heathrow, as I had very important business with the queen to attend to. Me, being the old soul I am, I had though it was 1920s, and so put on a tag on my briefcase that said "Keep me with my owner UWU, im going to London! Nyan" (I was an UWUgirl at this time, I have since evolved, and would not like to talk about this particularly dark element of my past), and just for good measure added a picture of me trollfacing (it was 2013). When I arrived to Heathrow airport, I was waiting for my lagauge, when a tall, beafy, tatted, undemure, gentleman came up to me, and violently tapped more shoulder (it was more like an earthquake for me). He said "Hey, is this you?" and hands me the crumpled up, partially torned, and oddly shoe sole ridden tag with the message and picture. I, of course, said "yes that is." as, the evidence was undeniable, I was very much discernable. Right as I finished my sentence, the man pulls out a cricket bat (we were in Britain, btw), which he hits me over the head with, and I go cold immediately. When I woke up, I had no idea how long it had been since the incident (I had no concept of time at this... time), but it certainly was longer than a day (gut feeling). I was outside of my house, it was night time, and next to me was the battered remains of my briefcase. My roomate, Hatsune Miku, had came running out and said "Are you ok??" and my other roomate, Luigi Mangione, came outside, took one look at me, and just sighed. I hope you got something from this story. Many wise lessons can be learned with this one, choose one that speaks to your soul, and keep it with you, like that warm meal that you ate that one time.

I am absolutely moved by this story, it has brought tears to my eyes. I will make sure to tell this story to my future children

Curtis brothers as me and my friends texts

Darry: There’s a lady next to me who told me she likes women

Ponyboy: Slay

Sodapop: 🏳️‍🌈

Darry: Hold up

Ponyboy:

Darry: What are you two still doing awake?

Ponyboy: Wat 💤😴💤

The Outsiders as things me and friends have said

Two-bit: Uhm, are you kidding, my massive horsecock?

Dally: I mean, c’mon, dying kids? That’s so funny

Steve: Well shit me in the ass

Ponyboy: I THOUGHT IT SAID APPLESAUCE

Sodapop: Get on my fucking level you bitch

Johnny: How am I supposed to know if I like it

Darry: You are a BOSSY PANTS

We are struggling every moment but who cares 😭🚨‼️

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We need to raise total of $60,000. The evacuation costs for one adult are $5,000 and we are a family of 10 adults, so it's $50,000 and we have 5 children and each one costs $2,000 to evacuate.

Also I have put my new baby before 40 days and now i am  struggling to provide for my baby girl and her two other children. They urgently need warm clothes to protect them from the harsh weather and milk and other necessaities.

Every dollar you contribute will make a tangible difference in our lives. Your donations can ensure that this newborn baby has a chance at survival and that  can provide my children with the necessities they deserve.

Please do your best to save my family❤️❤️

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landoscar work so well together bc oscar's love language is helping others and knowing things and lando knows seemingly nothing at all and needs a lot of help from oscar

Is that Gerard Way on your profile pic?

Yes

The outsiders as things me and my friends have said

Dally: Just the normal amount of dying I’ve been doing

Johnny: I’ll give you a piece of my skin

Sodapop: The virgin was the fag

Two-bit: And he’s into really weird shit

Darry: No it wasn’t a birthday. I was getting evicted😔

Ponyboy: I mean that in ALL sarcasm

Steve: To be fair… I wouldn’t be rawdogging you, no offense but you’re not my type :)

Statement.

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