Hi fungers. Do NOT read this it's just me rambling about my funger 1 body hcs so I don't forget them. I love you ♡
Starting off with my wife, Cahara. I think he's medium height, shorter than Enki and Rag so like 175 cm. I think he'd be pretty tan and have a bit of a red/orange undertone. His hair is thick and wavy and it seems like he has made a decent attempt at taking care of it. On a similar not idk what kind of skin care and what not they had back there but he certainly takes care of his appearance. He needs to look good for his wife obviously.
This man is not as stinky as he looks. I'd like to think he showers daily but he can get rid of the candle and old book smell on his skin and clothes. He probably reads books in the bath. Anyway he is quite thin and malnourished but also has a fat ass and slutty waist??? Like why do you need that?? Also a bit taller than Cahara 180.5 cm or some shit idk I'm making it up.
This man is huge. Comically. 187.2 cm and jacked. Guys, you'll never guess who I find most attractive. Anyway, he is the idea of a Greek God body to me. He's tan like Cahara but has less color because he lives and breathes snow. Fat tits??? Yes um I think so. I'd also like to think he doesn't use soap when he washes himself but somehow isn't stinky. He just smells like ash and damp forest but it isn't bad.
.... 17 cm, uncut, red tip- 🔫💥💥💥💥 woah guys who said that haha what
My favorite girlfailure. I don't even like girls but I'd let D'arce fck the shit out of me. Anyway sorry about that. I'd like to think she's got a bit of a tan from training outside and freckles scattered here and there. She is strong woman and has a healthy amount of muscle and fat but her body is mostly lean. I am a tiny titty D'arce ENTHUSIAST and ACTIVIST. Justice for tiny titty girls I see you I love you. 168.5 cm I love her she's so dear to me.
STINKY !!!! UGGOO!!!!! sorry I have a raging love hate relationship with this fuckass. I think he looks really silly in his sprite for no reason lmao. Anyway this man is ETHEREAL just absolutely gorgeous. I wish Miro made him look more feminine in the game do girl Le'Garde justice. He defiantly only takes bubble baths like a fucking loser. He's 176.7 cm and is like weirdly insecure about not being taller?? I feel like if you jokingly called him short he'd throw a hissy fit.
Nosramus also looks really silly in their sprite oh my god. Honestly I think Nosramus is intersex and just refuses to choose either or. They're pretty pale from being away from sunlight for so long and have a yellow undertone. They are surprisingly not stinky and take care of themself somehow and it's unclear what access they have to water or soap. They just always smell clean no matter what.
Has your #1 comfort character committed a crime?
keep yourself together
I just want this on my blog. Last O'saa for a while
i think blonde men are ugly by default but they become incredibly irresistible to me when they are pathetic and floppy like a weird animal
I think you should list ever problematic thing robo-kh has ever done
Apologies Dear Gearster, but I do believe that I lack the required time to list everything he has done, so please let me summarize a few of his most notable problematic endeavours.
Be in any way shape or form be associated with Flesh-Ky
Pronouncing the D in wednesday
Being horny on main
being horny off main
Kinning wheatley from Portal 2
Liking Fire Emblem Fates
Peeling the salt off his pretzels
beeing french by association
dying his hair blonde
watching jojo
shoving rocket fuel up that kids ass
having a weird recovery time in +R
eating a hamster
killing Potemkin in one of his endings
maining Baiken
having an opinion on anime discourse
making boob shaped bread when Venom wasn’t looking
doing unspeakable things to a grapefruit
refusing to accept credit cards
swearing in binary
swearing in nonbinary
having 2 meters
not paying the Mini-Robo kys inside him
associating with Crow
deleting system32
loitering
funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":
i'm going to kill god
i'm going to delete my blog
i'm going to explode
i'm going to blow up this entire website
i'm going to become the joker
this is going to be my villain origin story
feel free to add on
Fear and Hunger - Enki cut in half sprites
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Answer Guilty Gear animation
"I know you can't affirm yourself. But at least tell me you'll keep walking. Even if you lose your way. As long as one person out there cares about you... It's worth it just to try and keep them happy."
"I didn't create you to be some living epitaph..."
"I want to believe that. That's why you must come home alive."