Character Who Is Doomed By The Narrative But Essentially Responds To It By Going "nuh Uh"

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

Havent posted in a minute so here’s this

Ok I know people on here probably already know this but like. I want to say. Asuka blowing up Japan was not just a "Haha I'm gonna just do this" it was a "Oh fuck what the fuck is happening we need to aim this so the entire earth doesn't get fucked" and last ditch directed it at Japan. I AM NOT EXCUSING THAT! I AM NOT SAYING ASUKA NEVER DID ANYTHING WRONG I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND THE EVENTS CORRECTLY! Asuka's main goal in turning Aria into Justice was to prevent the Gear Project from being used for war so he created Justice out of Aria (THIS is something you can hate him for this is an extremely fucked up thing to do and I'm not going to analyze what he did to Fredrick and Aria in this post because that's a whole other can of worms) as a command type Gear to be able to PREVENT total war by taking control of ALL gears. However UNBEKNOWNST to him the Universal Will was taking control of Justice/Aria as she awoke and was going to destroy humanity (because The Original fucked up in making the Universal Will and some weird clause happened where "protect humanity" ended up being "humanity is a threat to itself so they all have to die") by mutating the people in Japan into bombs. Asuka realized that if it went on like this the world might be destroyed and in the moment he redirected Justice with the last bit of control he had over her using Manual Override to just destroy Japan to prevent this. It was NOT an easy or light decision that he had time to make! He had to try and stop the Gear Project from being used for warfare and destruction, TWICE, and failed both times and ended up destroying the world anyway. He put the Flame of Corruption in Frederick and turned him into a gear as a failsafe before this, likely because Asuka ONLY had Frederick and Aria to rely on as friends at all. IN ABSOLUTELY NO WAY IS HE ABSOLVED OF ANY OF THOSE CRIMES! HE HASN'T EVEN ABSOLVED HIMSELF! HE DID NOT CHOOSE TO BECOME A MONSTER DOING FUCKED UP SHIT FOR NO REASON HE WAS IN A DIFFICULT POSITION BECAUSE OF WHAT HE CREATED WITH FREDERICK AND ARIA!! HE PLANS TO KILL HIMSELF IN HIS STRIVE ARCADE MODE FROM THE GUILT! STOP MAKING ME GO TO BAT FOR ASUKA BECAUSE PEOPLE WON'T READ! ALL OF THIS IS ON THE GGWIKI YOU ONLY NEED TO READ 2 OR 3 ENTRIES TO GET THAT BASIC LEVEL OF INFORMATION!! PLEASE!

Guilty Gear Wiki

Asuka R. Kreutz

Heh heh heh... The most notorious war criminal in history, as soft as a pillow. I wonder what the rest of humanity would think if they saw y

I linked Asuka here but also seeing the entry for "Japan" will explain the situation. I am. NOT saying. Asuka was right. I AM saying that the idea that this is a wholly Black and White "everything in the world is his fault" situation is a GROSS FLANDERIZATION and oversimplification of what is an EXTREMELY compelling, horrifying, and tragic story of a man paving his way to hell with good intentions and I need. People to stop talking about Asuka or Chaos lore when they're on screen in Strive when they don't know what the hell they're talking about. Please.

We're like halfway through boys.

tf's going on in Russian hell's kitchen

It’s the 1600s

Stop me if you hate the concept: short, fat, hairy lady gets isakai'd into a high fantasy, and instead of "oh look at all these ethereal elves woe for I am but a flawed mortal" routine she lands in Dwarf territory and is immediately revered as the most enchanting and desirable maid in all the land. This immediately becomes a zesty romantic drama. Thoughts

I present the guilty gear fancy suit party ball gala collab I hosted! It’s still crazy to me how many people were on board for this 😭

Collaborators in order!

Asuka R♯ - @/d0gswithknives

Asuka R and Zappa - @/dxhird

Sol Badguy - @/Jack_Hound68

Jack O’ - @/hypnosticc

Ino and Anji Mito - @/Borcheim

Testament - @/Eat_Some_Eggs

Faust - @/Mr_Viwick

Bedman - @/beocore

Bedman? - Me!

Slayer - @/mugencosmonaut

Johnny - @/AndooAss

Baiken - @/BlueRibbs

Dizzy - @/jaknuckl

Nagoriyuki - @/ultineet

Millia Rage - @/DACLIUM

Zato=1 - @/JinJangJin

Leo Whitefang - @/eshmol

Potemkin - @/Just_KISEK

Robo Ky and Venom - @/battleguitar

Answer - @/_bibiken

A.B.A - @/_SinfulRat_

Happy Chaos - @/me_congaga

Chipp - @/AHITSPISSANT

Ramlethal - @/llamartist

Izuna - @/Sunikito1

Giovanna - @/moenaomii

Goldlewis Dickinson - @/Saverpengu

Dr. Paradigm - @/ttsgks

Raven - @/rosntdoxot

Elphelt - @/blizzardingpike

May - @/mil17459623

Kum Haehyun - @/AToneOfBlue

uif only asuka r kreutz "that man" "the gea rmaker" kreutz famousdly known for creating the gears would come down to earth to give us some insight on the gear virus infecting the gears right now.