ALL MY FELLAS

this text shows up every morning when i get out of bed

Enki: If you want my advice-

Cahara: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times.

Enki: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, he also tried to kill me.

Ragnvaldr: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

I think we as a society should start calling big muscular men with long hair milfs. Anyway he is a milf to me

“their relationship is too deep to be sexual” what’s deeper than dick in hole. please tell me

i made this

can you execute raven publicly instead of adding him to strive please

sillies.

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend