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‘Why does everyone think I’m gay??“ Uno whined, as he kept making weird gay noises
he rolled to jyugo, expectin a legit answer from that sensitive lil shit, but all juuGO did was showin an annoying smirk
"I dunno, ask hajime”
“it’s like u ask me to kill myself” uNO is anGERY, he stood uP fRom his sEat then leans closer to his future babejyu motherfucking go “Hun let’s find out now”
as an inexperienced angsty teenager, jyugois le surprised when uno put his hand around him
jyugo is no gay. at least he thought he no gay
but uno’s sudden hug made him realize
hE gaY 4 UunO
“bitch dont” jyugo refused, pushed uno 2 kilometers away- breaking the door and the walls with his inhuman supapawaa
“bABE WHY’” Uno YyellEd agAiN
“i duNNO” jyUgO anSweREd
they can see hajimeme coming from da west side of da building, carrying his loli little brother-
oh u thought he was a she?
bitch pls
“KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER WITH ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER” MitsUrU appeRed ouTtA nowhere with his mic screaming bullshit
nIkO and rOkkU WEreDErE the whole timE, waITING FOR SUM YAOI BULLSHIT, SCREMS “JUST FUCK ALREADY”
“gUYS NO I THOUGHT THIS STORY IS GONNA BE HEARTWARMING” unO whIneD ONcE agAIN, tRYIn to gET uP from JyugO’s bitch pusH
“THIS iS nAnbAKa, YOOOOO” mITSUrUThrew his mic to uno sexy face makes hem bleeds every whiere
“I HAte yOu guYS” UNO SSCREaMS
“wELL wE hAtE yOu TOO”
uno, crying “wHAT?”
to his supurais, turois is stand dere, feelin he’s the sexiest motherfucker alive
which is not
the sexiest motherfucker is donaldduck
“This fight is pathetic. I won’t even consider this as a fight. It’s just a silly love quarrel.” turois being a fucking genious once again
“maMA TROISE hELP JYUGO REJECTED MEEEE” unoscremliek a lil biatch
“Hush, don’t worry, child. You know what to do.” mama tururuoispattedsuno’s bleeding coconut head “fuCKING THROW A BOMB AT HIM” turuoiS gAve sUm bOmBAS
“mOM NO”
“MOM YES”
“thAT’S IT IM CALLING GRANDMA AND PAPI”
“SHIT DONT CALL THEM”
“HOneYYYyYYyy, kIJI-SanNNNNNn”
“chILD NO THEY’LL DISOWN ME IF THEY KNOW I PLAY WITH FIRE”
jyugo woke up, thinking how the fuck did he pass out by pushin some bitchy boi bit nvm dat this is motherfucking nanbaka
“holy shit” jyugo says. “I gotta save uno” he says
but then he realizes he gayed
da thing is he wanna savsunO as a fwend but he had this ‘burning’ feelin inside him when he thinks of uno
musashi get out
“oh shit I’m gay” he snapped
hE TURNS HIS FUCKNGH ARMS TO MOTHEEFUCKING BLADES AND THE N TWEY CHOWPPED THEIR FCUKING HAIRS THEYALL GO BALD EXWCEPT UNO
AND HAJIMEME
“back off bitches” he sassED “datsmai boi ur messing with”
“ohshit” says everyone
hajimem is dere, crying, why the fuck am I bald from the start, he mumbles
“move, I’m gay” jyugo the petty motherfucker pushed hajime away
hajims wanna pumchs his backu but he too amaZeD by jyugo’s motherfucking reD sparkles
jyugo is in front of another sexy motherfucker, uno
“you, me, bed, now”
and then they fucked and it was beautiful.
sorry for the long post, but i won’t hide it under read more, you’ll have to see this, boo hoo.
@ rich educated students living in europe or america, studying “russian culture” in their universities and wishing you lived here, or Woke ppl thinking all russians support their government’s actions and do nothing to stop them,
i cannot believe how lucky, privileged and naive yall are.
protests against retirement pension age reforms took place all over russia yesterday. they were unsanctioned, because in russia you’re supposed to apply for the authorities to let you host a protest; otherwise everyone is arrested and beaten up. which is what happened yesterday. these people were out on the streets protesting the recent change in retirement age (it was moved forward, thus making the chance of the government just keeping your money if you die before reaching the retirement age, which happens very often here as russians in general don’t have a long life span thanks to atrocious medical care system and the lack of resources)
stats: more than a 1000 people arrested, including old people, teenagers and children; people beaten up, some of them wounded or with broken limbs, some old people requiring urgent medical care; most of community organisers and opposition leaders detained before the start of the protests. (https://tvrain.ru/news/ovd_info-471172/)
all for a peaceful protest. some of these people knew what to expect, because this is how most of protests end here. some didn’t, and were old and frail, or young, and just wanted to express their discontent. they were treated violently, ruthlessly and cruelly. this is what my country is today.
i am enraged. i am grieving. i HATE that the rest of the world doesn’t care, that the west make all russian developments about themselves and the western media only reports russian news connected to the american elections. i hate that no one ever mentions or notices the suffering of the people, the people arrested and jailed for nothing, the people tortured to death in prisons, oleg sentsov’s hunger strike going on for over 100 days and counting, the murdered journalists, the unbelievably widespread and obvious corruption, the spread of religious propaganda in all civil affairs including education and medicine. nothing changes, nothing ever will. i hate this.
and this post won’t get more than like, 15 notes, most of them likes from my fellow russians. people i know in europe tell me to my fucking face that they consider putin’s regime “strong and powerful”, american commies post memes about stalin and lecture ME, A CRIMEAN TATAR, on how the soviet union was beneficial for the people. i can’t express the kind of despair i feel every day.
picture sources 1, 2, также фотограф: давид френкель, tvrain channel
reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton
The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.
It doesn't matter if it's your OC, you shouldn't lewd a minor
Finneas is a 24 year old grown man.
Can we stop calling pairings between literally someone such as a 17 year old dating someone who’s 18 or 19 years old pedophile? There’s a difference between an older person preying on someone too young to even know what sex is and a relationship between people who just happen to be over and under 18.