Had A Fucking Hilarious Dream That Tumblr Replaced The "block" Function With The Far Funnier "glock"

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they taught their dog magic

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When I say I have a priest kink I mean I want to be so sexy I turn a man away from god

why is this bot named like a 15th-century European noblewoman… deepest regrets, Lady Elenor of Weidenbach, but I shall have to decline your offer of courtship…

low poly borzoi for your enjoyment

just, uh, suspend your disbelief about how little sense if makes for those movies to exist in twstland, thanks.

anyway absolute PEAK diasomnia content in this event. they really are my favorite morons. 💚 (+ bonus shroud bros because that line stuck in my head and I’m still kinda scared for episode 6)

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Sure, relationships typically start with a honeymoon phase that then grows into something deeper but a bit more mellow if things work out, but it’s depressing as fuck that this has turned into a really, really common script for straight relationships that says it’s totally normal and inevitable for dudes to just become more and more emotionally checked out of the relationship, and leave it to their girlfriend/wife to perform if she wants to get even a crumb of affection from him. I’m so fucking tired of seeing women constantly being taught that decades of emotional neglect is just our lot in life.