So Not Sure How Many People Remember This Post I Made A While Back Talking About How Bound By Fate! Sonic

Here's some doodles that I made of Sonic's new transformation from issue 9 of @the-heart-of-a-monster comic! :)

Go check it out if you haven't! It's an amazing Sonic fan comic! ^_^

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Boutta commit some crimes against humanity

Σο! Ι Τζουστ φοουντ οουτ δατ δερε ουας α φολλοου ουπ ποστ φορ δε Συριλλικ Ηνγλισχ. Σο περχαψ Ι σχοουλντ μακε δε Γρηηκ Ηνγλισχ εκουιβαλεντ.

Γιεαχ, Ντοουμπλε Ου αντ Ου αρε ουριττεν δε σαμε ουαυ. Δις ις μπηκαουσε δατ'ς χοου ιτ ις ιν Γρηηκ. /w/ αντ /u/ αρε μποθ "ου."

Φορ εξαμπλε, "ουοου" (ιν Γρηηκ, ιτ'ς ακτουαλλυ "ουάου", σο δατ'ς ουχυ ι ντιντ δατ.)

Μπ, Ντ, Τζ, Τσ αντ Γι αρε αλλ τακεν φρομ Γρηηκ. Δατ ις χοου /b/, /d/ (αντ /nd/), /dʒ/, /tʃ/, αντ /j/ αρε ακτουαλλυ ουριττεν.

Σχ μπεινγ /ʃ/ ις ΝΟΤ αν ακτουαλ Γρηηκ θινγ. Σχ ις τζουστ /sx/, λικε ιν "σχολείο (/sxolio/, σχοολ ιν Γρηηκ)

Σο Σχ (/ʃ/) αντ Σ+χ (/sx/) αρε ουριττεν δε σαμε. Νοτ σορρυ.

Λικε γιαν Μισαλι μεντιονεντ, λιχτχοουσε ις λιχτχοουσε αντ νοτ λιχθοουσε.

"ς" ις δε σιγμα ουσεντ ατ δε εντ οφ α ουορντ.

"Δε" καν αλσο μπη ουριττεν ας "δη" σινσε μποθ προνουνσιατιονς αρε βαλιντ. Ιτ ντοεσν'τ ματτερ ουχατ γιοου τσοοσε.

"wh" ις ουχ σολελυ το μακε πηοπλε μαντ.

Σιλεντ Η ις ουριττεν ας "ε"

Αλσο, καν Ι τζουστ σαυ δατ Ι χατε δε φακτ δατ μ αντ π αρε ουριττεν ιν α ντιφφερεντ φοντ το δε ρεστ οφ δη Ηνγλισχ Αλφαμπετ? Ι κνοου ουχυ, μπουτ Ι στιλλ χατε ιτ.

Σιλεντ Κ αντ Γ αρε ομπβιοουσλυ στιλλ ουριττεν.

Cyrillic English (more detailed description)

a while ago I made a post showing off a system I came up with for writing English in Cyrillic, while still preserving the wacky features of English orthography we all know and love. I never actually bothered formally defining how it’s supposed to work though beyond just a few key details, so let’s do that now!

Keep reading

hey pitbull and ne-yo

what the fuck do you mean "we might not get tomorrow"

in late 2000s/early 2010s music the stakes were so high every single night

I was being cancelled because apparently it was classist to put feathers on dinosaurs.

Both dream me and irl me were very confused.

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT IT'S CALLED NEWS BECAUSE IT'S THE PLURAL OF "NEW"??!??

one of those false etymology posts but with the actual etymology of the word

dont you hate it when the backseats of the car have so much shit that you have to sit on the y=x axis?

idek man i got shitposts i dunno what to do with audio

So, you know the common example of English being fricked is fish being spelled ghoti? Well yeah, that's a really bad example.

gh at the beginning is always pronounced with a hard g. (/ɡ/)

ti is never pronounced sh at the end. it's always before something.

(also ghoti gets the ih (/ɪ/) sound from the o in women? i don't think women has that sound though, but that's probably how I'm pronouncing it)

Physch is a better way to show that English spelling sucks. it's actually would be pronounced fish instead of goatee

anyway, here's a terrible way of spelling pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis:

pnoughmounoultramaichrouschaphichpsylichovalchainoughcoughgneaousis