It's Almost Almost Christmas

aldis, huh?

I was being hunted for sport in an Aldi's.

did someone mention crochet

recently made a crocheted scarf (it's a little short, but i still like it), was my first ever "big" project.

i stole two whole spools of yarn from my sister to make it. would steal again.

(i actually finished it like a month ago, but the thought to actually wear it in public never occurred to me until yesterday lol, and it felt great)

10/10 would recommend crocheting

honestly, i might actually just start something new right now

i am thinking how much poorer, how much less colorful the world would be if art was only made by "professionals." if all the music, all the stories, all the sketches & paintings & craftwork of the world was created only by the small category of people able to make a decent living from their art. imagine if the only people allowed to create were the experts & the renowned & those aspiring to the top. what a grey world that would be. how much joy would be bleached away! i love you people who create for the sake of creating, i love you artists who do art for tiny audiences, i love you people who make things even just for one person, even just for themselves, even if no one's watching, thank you thank you thank you for decorating the world in which we all exist

Σο! Ι Τζουστ φοουντ οουτ δατ δερε ουας α φολλοου ουπ ποστ φορ δε Συριλλικ Ηνγλισχ. Σο περχαψ Ι σχοουλντ μακε δε Γρηηκ Ηνγλισχ εκουιβαλεντ.

Γιεαχ, Ντοουμπλε Ου αντ Ου αρε ουριττεν δε σαμε ουαυ. Δις ις μπηκαουσε δατ'ς χοου ιτ ις ιν Γρηηκ. /w/ αντ /u/ αρε μποθ "ου."

Φορ εξαμπλε, "ουοου" (ιν Γρηηκ, ιτ'ς ακτουαλλυ "ουάου", σο δατ'ς ουχυ ι ντιντ δατ.)

Μπ, Ντ, Τζ, Τσ αντ Γι αρε αλλ τακεν φρομ Γρηηκ. Δατ ις χοου /b/, /d/ (αντ /nd/), /dʒ/, /tʃ/, αντ /j/ αρε ακτουαλλυ ουριττεν.

Σχ μπεινγ /ʃ/ ις ΝΟΤ αν ακτουαλ Γρηηκ θινγ. Σχ ις τζουστ /sx/, λικε ιν "σχολείο (/sxolio/, σχοολ ιν Γρηηκ)

Σο Σχ (/ʃ/) αντ Σ+χ (/sx/) αρε ουριττεν δε σαμε. Νοτ σορρυ.

Λικε γιαν Μισαλι μεντιονεντ, λιχτχοουσε ις λιχτχοουσε αντ νοτ λιχθοουσε.

"ς" ις δε σιγμα ουσεντ ατ δε εντ οφ α ουορντ.

"Δε" καν αλσο μπη ουριττεν ας "δη" σινσε μποθ προνουνσιατιονς αρε βαλιντ. Ιτ ντοεσν'τ ματτερ ουχατ γιοου τσοοσε.

"wh" ις ουχ σολελυ το μακε πηοπλε μαντ.

Σιλεντ Η ις ουριττεν ας "ε"

Αλσο, καν Ι τζουστ σαυ δατ Ι χατε δε φακτ δατ μ αντ π αρε ουριττεν ιν α ντιφφερεντ φοντ το δε ρεστ οφ δη Ηνγλισχ Αλφαμπετ? Ι κνοου ουχυ, μπουτ Ι στιλλ χατε ιτ.

Σιλεντ Κ αντ Γ αρε ομπβιοουσλυ στιλλ ουριττεν.

Cyrillic English (more detailed description)

a while ago I made a post showing off a system I came up with for writing English in Cyrillic, while still preserving the wacky features of English orthography we all know and love. I never actually bothered formally defining how it’s supposed to work though beyond just a few key details, so let’s do that now!

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me

Zangeese (I have decided that this is the plural of Zangoose) are such little haters, I love them so much

music theorists how does this make you feel

also it'd be pretty funny if someone were to somehow play this

Those two lil guys don’t look threatening. If anything they look like two curious puppies 🤔

until they bite ur head off or sum idk

britdhay!!!!!!!!