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progress (added legs)

still need to add toe claws, pupils, and some more back spikes

back at it again

pain 2: electric bloogaoo

amazing

So I made a Kirby theory generator.

(i still need to make the scalchops but)

DEWOTT!!!!!!

(i also put gauge wire here and there for posability (notably the whiskers)

me when i see pizza

Pokemon Crochet Pattern Masterlist

Never thought I'd finish this but I finally tracked down a crochet pattern for EVERY Pokemon*. Gonna say that 85% of them are in English but there's a few I could only find in other languages (should still be understandable for the most part), ~30% of them also have videos, a majority have images but a handful are text only... Give me another day and I'll put together another post with more stats lol

You can find the list in this spreadsheet, with links to at least one pattern for every Pokemon, videos if applicable, names/websites of their designers.

*Up to date as of 4/1/2025 with at least one entry for each Pokemon, but not every single alternate/variant

I made a video about the northern pike :]c

you know how to write a limerick?

i honestly think that they're sick

not even that hard

to write some cool bars

cant think of a rhyme, oh shit frick

but do you know how to write a sonnet?

what about iambic pentameter?

if you dont know, then you should get on it.

dont be such an absolute amateur.

too bad sonnets are just so fucking long

it is really such a pain in the ass

and too many things can go really wrong

to be honest i think i might just pass

four stanzas with each line having a rhyme

the last stanza is cut a little short.

it really just takes up all of my time

i think i will need some mental support.

but as long as i can spit some good bars

my poems can be as good as the stars

I was being cancelled because apparently it was classist to put feathers on dinosaurs.

Both dream me and irl me were very confused.

Σο! Ι Τζουστ φοουντ οουτ δατ δερε ουας α φολλοου ουπ ποστ φορ δε Συριλλικ Ηνγλισχ. Σο περχαψ Ι σχοουλντ μακε δε Γρηηκ Ηνγλισχ εκουιβαλεντ.

Γιεαχ, Ντοουμπλε Ου αντ Ου αρε ουριττεν δε σαμε ουαυ. Δις ις μπηκαουσε δατ'ς χοου ιτ ις ιν Γρηηκ. /w/ αντ /u/ αρε μποθ "ου."

Φορ εξαμπλε, "ουοου" (ιν Γρηηκ, ιτ'ς ακτουαλλυ "ουάου", σο δατ'ς ουχυ ι ντιντ δατ.)

Μπ, Ντ, Τζ, Τσ αντ Γι αρε αλλ τακεν φρομ Γρηηκ. Δατ ις χοου /b/, /d/ (αντ /nd/), /dʒ/, /tʃ/, αντ /j/ αρε ακτουαλλυ ουριττεν.

Σχ μπεινγ /ʃ/ ις ΝΟΤ αν ακτουαλ Γρηηκ θινγ. Σχ ις τζουστ /sx/, λικε ιν "σχολείο (/sxolio/, σχοολ ιν Γρηηκ)

Σο Σχ (/ʃ/) αντ Σ+χ (/sx/) αρε ουριττεν δε σαμε. Νοτ σορρυ.

Λικε γιαν Μισαλι μεντιονεντ, λιχτχοουσε ις λιχτχοουσε αντ νοτ λιχθοουσε.

"ς" ις δε σιγμα ουσεντ ατ δε εντ οφ α ουορντ.

"Δε" καν αλσο μπη ουριττεν ας "δη" σινσε μποθ προνουνσιατιονς αρε βαλιντ. Ιτ ντοεσν'τ ματτερ ουχατ γιοου τσοοσε.

"wh" ις ουχ σολελυ το μακε πηοπλε μαντ.

Σιλεντ Η ις ουριττεν ας "ε"

Αλσο, καν Ι τζουστ σαυ δατ Ι χατε δε φακτ δατ μ αντ π αρε ουριττεν ιν α ντιφφερεντ φοντ το δε ρεστ οφ δη Ηνγλισχ Αλφαμπετ? Ι κνοου ουχυ, μπουτ Ι στιλλ χατε ιτ.

Σιλεντ Κ αντ Γ αρε ομπβιοουσλυ στιλλ ουριττεν.

Cyrillic English (more detailed description)

a while ago I made a post showing off a system I came up with for writing English in Cyrillic, while still preserving the wacky features of English orthography we all know and love. I never actually bothered formally defining how it’s supposed to work though beyond just a few key details, so let’s do that now!

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