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ok so! leaving a fryer (non air fryer, im talking bout that oil shit) on for like 5 hours can irritate your eyes!

someone forgot to turn it off and when i went down to get water, my eyes starting hurting like hell (like having them closed would hurt SO MUCH that i would start tearing up). we found out it was left on at like 12:30am, a few FIVE hours after dinner.

always remember to turn off your fryers after using them.

if this situation occurs:

open your windows

get some eye protection

turn off the fryer

k have a nice day

(i just remembered you csn color text and 🙂)

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ive been drawing a random pokemon every day and i rly liked how this guy turned out!!

amped toxtricity in ancient times

please a guitar please. front facing guitar

Walter White and Gurdurr have opposite character arcs

evil etymologists be like:

helicopter comes from the greek words ήλιος (hēlios) and κόπτω (copto), meaning "sun" and "cut" respectively.

this is because the blades of the helicopter chop sunlight.

this is why it's also called a chopper.

oh greek does this too

άνδρας (ándras) means both man and husband, and γυναίκα (gynéka) means both woman and wife.

φίλος/η (fílos/i) means both friend and boy/girlfriend.

φιλία (filía, or should i say philía) means friendship, and yet there's the whole -phile suffix

wack tbh

broke: malewife

woke: werewife

did you know? the word "woman" etymologically comes from "wifeman"

"FUCKING IDIOT!" also fits the stress pattern

they wouldn't use it though because they're COWARDS but anyway

they could have localized manzai birds, we could have had it

frogman online

amazing

So I made a Kirby theory generator.