I Think They Should've Created An OnlyFans Account For Professor. It Would Unironically Made Them So

wwdits is like bbc ghosts except if all the ghosts were julian and also uncle colm from derry girls was there

Parenting is not Aziraphale’s strong suit.

are they running to each other? while fighting the british?

Gonna be a big month for annoying people (me)

I'm a firm believer that Aziracrow will make up, HOWEVER I think Aziraphale will NEVER hear the end of it.

*500 years later: Aziraphale doing something accidentally* "Oops, sorry"

*Crowley, mockingly* "I fOrGiVe yOu"

*Sigh* "Crowley, I said I was sorry! Will you let it go, please?"

*Crowley, dramatically falling back on his chair, still doing the mocking voice* "cOmE wItH mE tO hEaVeN"

MISSION: Be Normal About That Thing

STATUS: [FAILED]

source via @brian-kinney-apologist

Ed smeared his face with the ashes of his own self-cremation.

Stede smeared his face with another's blood to be reborn.

(I think about this a lot)

Bro eats paper and is a narcissistic manipulative bisexual vampire, why is he constantly in my head 😭