Part 203 Of My Bakery “enemies” au!

who else do you think she’d be in love with anyway? chat noir! haha, yeah, right! how about jagged stone’s crocodile while you’re at it? —– Days of Adrien Agreste #168

silly ladynoir things

chat starts Shit Talking Sundays bc there are some days when chat just needs to talk about how dumb his dad is being and ladybug needs to scream about this bratty bully in her history class

on days when they’re bored, they’ll board the metro in costume and ride it for a few stops purely for the shock value

chat finds out ladybug can’t whistle and spends every available opportunity trying to teach her

cn: *squishes her cheeks between his hands* you’re not pursing your lips enough and your tongue isn’t positioned correctly, try again

lb: my tongue is sitting in my mouth what do you mean it’s not positioned correctly i don’t ???????

joint naps during patrols are very much a thing bc these kids never sleep between school and akuma attacks. sometimes, if you’re lucky, you’ll find ladybug snoring on a rooftop with chat noir laid on top of her, drooling on her shoulder

when patrols get boring, ladybug will hop on chat noir’s back, make him shut his eyes, and act as his eyes while they try to patrol the city before switching places. they don’t talk about that time chat was laughing too hard to warn ladybug about the ledge and they almost fell off a roof. 

hide and seek games that last literally hours

they both cheat and bring their phones to stalk social media tags and see if anyone’s posted tips and/or sightings of them so that they can find the other

chat’s really good at massages so sometimes he’ll work out the kinks in ladybug’s shoulders when they have downtime bc “wow you carry so much tension in your neck please tell me you’re not hunched over your desk all day”

the eiffel tower is their honorary “it’s 3am and we can’t sleep” meeting place. 

they’ll often drop into parks and playgrounds and join with some of the neighborhood kids on games of tag, frisbee, and football

they have a going scoreboard for their impromptu arm wrestling competitions. last they checked the score was 32-35 with ladybug in the lead. 

they each have their own personal lists of dumb/funny things that the other has said

chat’s list of things ladybug has said: “sleep isn’t a thing you know. they lied to you. it’s not real,” “you ever wonder if i can spin a web with my yoyo?” “can lucky charm conjure me an A for this physics test tomorrow?” “i almost had my cat-eye eye liner perfect today before that akuma appeared and messed me up like that proximity to perfection might never happen again.”

ladybug’s list of things chat has said: “is there a place where we can borrow a microwave? i wanna see what happens if i use cataclysm on it,” “memes are like the dysfunctional family you didn’t ask for but didn’t know you needed,” “im like terrified an akuma attack is gonna happen when i’m in the shower while im naked and vulnerable,” “if i extend my staff long enough, do you think it’ll reach space?”

Plagg really snapped

based on this post by @settledownsummer :3333

About what you say about communication, I also think that Marinette had a bad role model in Fu in how the miraculous should be handled (though Fu didn't get the tools to deal with it when he was the guardian and there were traumatic experiences since young, but still not a good role model). And I wouldn't say Adrien has very good role models. It's a good thing he at least made some friends cause...

This is what makes the show unique. There are no perfect role models and that the stereotypical rules that heroes have to abide to can cause more harm than good.

Fu wasn't fit to be a guardian from the start and his mistakes and fear made him overprotective and overbearing with the rules and secrecy. He's not a bad person and as you've mentioned, was traumatised too (hell he was still alive during the world wars lol).

Su-Han has potential to be a good role model but we know very little of him and we haven't seen him since Furious Fu. Though, I believe that he can help out with alleviating Marinette's guardian duties.

Adrien's only good role models so far are his friends which has its downsides because they're children and make plenty of mistakes- especially Ladybug. He still has her on a pedestal and believes that she can't do no wrong when in actuality, her biggest blunder right now is keeping him 100% in the dark because she's scared of getting him akumatised again (when she's unaware that it's not her fault). Plus, it doesn't help that he has trouble expressing negative emotions due to being brought up in a way that makes him mask his own emotions.

These idiots need to talk. Fear and secrecy is just in the way. Once they do get the miscommunications out of the way, they will be unstoppable.

undercover superheroes!!!!!! (chat is going to die in 1 minute.)

Emo Marinette redesign for the Miraculous craze ;P

Little chat noir doodle to start my morning.

I’d like to steal his coffee

I can’t get over this 3 second clip.

Nathalie: *is finally succumbing to the peacock miraculous coma

Lilah, for no discernible reason whatsoever: YES QUEEN. DIE.

Ladynoir doodle dumpppp