The Generational Gap Between Me And The People My Age Who Use Chat Gpt

Aot characters when they’re high headcanons

i was bored last night and wrote this, enjoy

Eren

The guy who’s alwaysss heavy hitting. Has a higher tolerance than most. Usually the one to bring a stash of weed, and with some complaints happy to share. He’s mostly chill but starts plotting and gets urges to do some stupid shit, Mikasa is the one making sure he doesn’t.

Armin

The tweaker… chooses not to smoke a lot because he gets paranoid, whenever he does smoke he prefers a chill place to sit. When’s he’s not paranoid, usually turns into a philosopher while staring at the ceiling.

Mikasa

The type who is chill. Mostly takes edibles and had an extremely high tolerance. Much like Armin, she prefers a chiller place to smoke and makes sure Eren and Armin are alright. Entertains Armins deep convos.

Jean

Low tolerance but pretends not to except it’s so obvious he’s lying. Like Mikasa, usually sticks to edibles because the last time he smoked he coughed too hard and convinced himself he was dying. Has to be around someone or else he will do something dumb and end up in hospital.

Sasha

If weed can go in the meal, it’s going in the meal. The type who has a fridge full of cannabutter and is either knocking up edibles or mountains of food in the best/worst combinations only the baked brain can perceive. red eyes every night.

Connie

constantly hot boxes in his car, mostly with Sasha and Jean, nothinggggg can get the smell out that damn car. Makes fun of Jeans low tolerance despite his being even lower. Mf always laughing at something. Can’t roll for shit and constantly stinks of weed.

Annie

constantly faded but hides it well. Definitely prefers to smoke alone just cuz she finds everyone annoying, however, Armin is an exception. Her tolerance is up there with Mikasa. Surprisingly, a good person to get high with.

Reiner

Actually tweaks tf out. Last time he smoked with Bertholdt, said he seen shadow people, which freaked Bertholdt out. Banned from smoking to much after that incident.

Bertholdt

Doesn’t smoke a lot, neither uses edibles. He says it’s bad for you but secretly scared he tweaks like Reiner.

Ymir

cart warrior. Somehow always has weed on her, even during the most random times. However, she will not share with anyone but Historia. Stingy ass mf.

Historia

Doesn’t smoke a bunch because she’s scared she will get addicted but Ymir was her bad influence and now she smokes more. Gets cotton mouth baddd.

the marksman

i literally love when people realize positive reinforcement works like yes its so silly isnt it. but it literally works humans love juice reward too

"I would punch a Nazi" also included Zionists fyi

indirect kiss

it's actually so shocking how much of "bertholdt hate-blog" there is in this app

LIKE BRO THIS GUY GOT MAXIMUM 50 MINUTES OF SCREENTIME IN A 4 SEASON ANIME AND YOU'RE MAKING A WHOLE ASS ACCOUNT TO HATE ON HIM??? 😭😭😭, and he's not even an actual popular character among the fandom, fucking hell ISAYAMA PROBABLY FORGOT ABOUT HIM TOO?? There's literally almost 0 merchandise of him, little to no official art and the fan base for him is literally so little that if i saw a bertholdt edit on my fyp 70% of the comments is my mutuals 😐

why hate on a character that is so easy to ignore and forget about????? JUST LET THE BERTHOLDT FANS GO BRO THEY'VE HAD ENOUGH 🫡

Shinzo wo Sasageyo!

[Update: Sorry, it has Glaze to protect my work from AI]

I know there's a fandom phenomenon of people only being able to watch a thing with shipping goggles, but we gotta discuss the exact opposite because sometimes people are so allergic to shipping certain pairings that they won't even acknowledge their interactions in-universe.

But hey, I guess ignoring all the instances of Jean not letting his crush on Mikasa stop himself from saying what needs to be said makes it easier to call him an incel and ignore what the scene says about both characters.

I tried to leave Kudos on a fic that was already deleted (i had the tab open) and I was expecting it to just bug out or not work but this is so much more unsettling