These Are My Mutuals. They Know Who They Are

rin would drool when he sleeps and he would fall asleep laying on your chest and you would just have this huge patch of drool on your boob cause your bf is just a sleepy fucking baby ok you can’t even be mad cause he’s just so cute and baby looking when he’s tired and it’s funny when he stirs and then wakes up fully because he’s startled from his cheek being wet from laying in the puddle of his own drool and then he would glare at you as if it’s your fault even tho he’s the one that can’t keep his tongue in his mouth

gem i found on twitter

you two just had a harsh divorce (you didn't cuddle with him) because you abandoned him (you left for work) he will take the kids (your dog and cat) and now he's cold and lonely (he's warped in your blanket eating ice cream while sobbing) with the rain going down to smooth his pain (he was playing Lonely by Akon) and swore to never forgive you (he jumped on you suffocating you into his arms as soon as you entered the house) and he'll live in pain forever (you gave him a kiss and he forgot all about it)

bachira, ness, reo, nagi, rin, gojo, itadori, inumaki, choso, hinata, oikawa, chifuyu,

my two favourite things together 😭💕

kazutora and mikey content... i used to pray for times like this🙏

carpooling with your boyfriend—itoshi sae—has got to be the most interesting thing in the world.

there’s a silent sneeze coming from the man beside you—you barely noticed it was even a sneeze in the first place until someone pointed it out . . . someone being your boyfriend’s younger brother.

“you don’t sneeze like that!” rin exclaims in surprise.

from your perspective, all you can see is the way sae’s head turns to rin. however, all rin can see is the glare of death coming from his brother’s eyes telling him to shut up. there’s a twinge of curiosity brewing up in your throat that you just have to spit out.

“what does he mean?” your question is directed to sae but before he can turn back and answer it, rin is already answering. “big bro normally makes the whole house jump when he sneezes . . .” he pouts, sinking back into the plush seat—probably jealous you didn’t have to experience a whole ass earthquake, so unfair!

surprise shocks right through you in amusement. “really?” you urge him to elaborate on the subject, the look of betrayal is a glint in sae’s stare. “yeah! it rings throughout the house,” he explains and you’re on the verge of laughing but also dying by the hands of sae.

what should you do . . ? test your luck, of course!

“how?”

a familiar annoyed groan comes from sae before he starts massaging his temples like he has the worst migraine in the world. “. . . don’t even.” two words he spoke and two words rin didn’t listen to as he confidently re-enacts his brother so-called ‘sneeze that can cause an earthquake’.

and then the laugh you were holding finally rips through you—you swear you see sae slightly smile but it doesn’t stop him from feeling annoyed and betrayed,

“you guys suck.” sae grumpily grumbles.

sticky note. siblings love embarrassing their siblings . . . DO YOU GUYS SEE MY VISION I’M GIGGLING ( loud sneezer!sae . . . )

the only german I'll ever be in love with

Many "what is wrong with Kaiser" questions can be answered by remembering he's German.

Similarly, "why is Noel Noa evil now" he is French he was always evil

so are we just gonna ignore the fact that kaiser is SO short n sweet Sabrina coded

like not his backstory or anything, but just him

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bed chem - contains lyrics of “who’s the cute guy with the wide BLUE EYES and the ‘BIG BAD MMM vibe’” and “who’s the cute guy with the white jacket and the THICK ACCENT like” (it’s so kaiser coded istg)

please please please - all about dating someone that other people disapproves of and begging for them to not embarrass the narrator. “I tell them it’s just your culture, and everyone rolls their eyes” just like how kaiser is from Germany and he is in Blue Lock, located in Japan

espresso - according to Sabrina, the song is all about “feeling good and not caring too much.” that reminds me a LOT of kaiser at the beginning of the NEL. mostly carefree, and just played soccer and enjoyed it.

good graces - good graces is about how loving someone doesn’t mean that you can lose self respect because of it. it reminds me of how kaiser is willing to “play” with isagi, but not to the point where kaiser loses his dignity.

lie to girls - this is a song about deception and manipulation in relationships. it kind of makes me think of kaiser’s dad manipulating kaiser into believing that he was “sub-human” (he’s not😕). it also makes me think about kaiser slowly becoming more and more manipulative—just like his father—to his partner out of fear of losing them.

juno - yes, it’s a freaky song, but it’s more than that. it’s essentially about how if you treat me well enough, i might let you get me pregnant and we can start a family together. it lowkey reminded me of his family situation.

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rin, despite being an ipad kid and who always have his phone with him, never or rarely replies to messages. he can see the notifications when they pop up, he just chooses to ignore them. though, he does have exceptions— his parents, anything related to soccer (blue lock), sae, and you. whenever you text him, he replies instantly, almost like he was waiting for you.

rin itoshi x reader ( café barista AU ☕️ ༘⋆ )

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ᡣ𐭩 notes: hi so i’ve been thinking about barista!rin itoshi all day long and i just HAD to do this. the idea of him being all grumpy and silent behind the counter but secretly losing his mind every time you walk in??? the silent little acts of affection?? the way he would never actually say anything at first but it's just so obvious if you pay attention??? ughh i just couldn't resist okay. anywayyy, please enjoy this very specific soft headcanons of rin ♡

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໒꒱ barista!rin itoshi who deadass looks like he hates everyone when he's behind the counter — perfect poker face, radiates “don’t-talk-to-me-unless-necessary” energy — but would literally turn into an awkward mess every time you walk in & smile at him.

໒꒱ barista!rin itoshi who somehow always ends up at the register when you arrive — even if it’s not his shift — just so he can take your order personally.

໒꒱ barista!rin itoshi who glares at his coworkers if they ever flirt with you too much — absolutely vicious silent death glares over the espresso machine.

໒꒱ barista!rin itoshi who accidentally makes your drink prettier than everyone else's — little foam art hearts he insists are just "part of the set menu design."

໒꒱ barista!rin itoshi who always remembers your "usual" — but if you ever try something new, he quietly copies your new order after his shift just to understand what you like.

໒꒱ barista!rin itoshi who lowkey practices how he’s going to ask you out — probably while wiping down the counters or steaming milk — but chickens out every single time because you smile too brightly and he forgets how words work.

໒꒱ barista!rin itoshi who finally — finally — manages to mumble, "Next coffee’s on me. And, uh... maybe after my shift ends tomorrow... let’s go on a date?" while studiously refusing to meet your eyes.

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I HAVE A BIGGG HEADCANON OF RAN BEING SUCH A FAN OF DESIGNERS, BUT SPECIALLY YSL.

HE WOULD WEAR ONLY GLASSES IF THEY WERE YSL. HE WOULD MODEL JUST IF IT'S FOR YSL. HE WOULD WEAR HEELS OY IF THEY WERE. HE LOVES YSL.

HE'S LITERALLY SO FINE OMG.

THIS COULD BE PERFECTLY RAN IN BONTEN. WHERE DID MY CLOTHES GO??????????