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Damn, I’ve been drinking moonshine.. are my problems really that bad?? I don’t know but this shit is good..
Yup, I stole these but they’re too funny.. I’m still laughing over the third one..
Ever get so pissed-off that you meet your exercise goal despite not having “done” anything?? Yea, that’s the type of Monday I’m having..
I met a beautiful woman yesterday.. she wasn’t a ‘10’ by any stretch.. it’s just that her energy just felt so comforting, that she had this sort of glow to about her.. I just wanted to stand near her so I could just bathe in her light, to soak it all in. So wherever you are, I thought of you today.
you’ve been visited by the ✨grandma of prosperity✨🍻 reblog for good fortune and mad cash 💰💸💥🔫💸💰
Two of life’s guarantees, death and taxes..
Had to post this real quick before the days over.. 69 is great, but I eat ass better .. lol
Lol