Kari-logs09 - Karis Block

horny sleep paralysis demon

Rook, please knock first. The Inquisitor is "busy"....

was getting some Miraak screenies for @lathez, but they held me at gunpoint and told me to post these to tumblr instead.. >.>

Varric and Solas argue. The sound echoes.

Varric: Me, take down the Dread Wolf? I'm flattered. Varric: No, I just came to ask you a question. So, you rebelled against the other gods, and it was a disaster. Varric: Then you imprisoned them and created the Veil, and that was a disaster. Varric: So how is this time gonna work out any better? Can you tell me that? Solas: I understand your hesitance, but what I do now must be done, despite it being past your comprehension. Varric: I'm not saying you're evil. But if you really believed in what you were doing, you'd be able to give me a straight answer. Solas: You would rather cast aspersions than admit that this is mine to solve. Varric: No mistake is worth killing innocent people over. Solas: The question is what lives, and how. My ritual will heal the world, and restore what was driven out of balance. Varric: C'mon, Chuckles. Who are you trying to convince here? Me, or yourself? Solas: Varric… Varric: You're not the first good man I've seen talk himself into a bad decision. The question is whether you can admit it.

Look at his face. 😂

The face of absolute honesty. He wouldn't lie or bend the truth. Nope, not even a little bit.

Seriously (not at all serious), out of context what kind of conversation do you think they're having?

Would you trust a man looking at you like that?

Well, I don't know about anyone else, but that impish expression got me thinking about cheesy/creepy & hopefully funny pick up lines. So, here's what I came up with.

Hey Vhenan, want to see a magic trick? *takes her arm clean off* You're welcome.

Remember, it doesn't count if it's in the fade.

Do you like older men? If so, it's your lucky day. I'm ancient. *flexes in old*

Do you like monogamy? Cause wolves rarely seek out other mates.

I would not lay with you under false pretenses. *wink*

How much will 10 Elfroot get me? [No] How 'bout 20?

Vhenan, I'd follow that fine Dalish ass of yours all over the Hinterlands.

Would you like to see my side benefit? I made it myself.

Now that I let you into my castle, will you let me into yours?

Did you hear I beat Iron Bull at mind chess? Did that, uh, do anything for you? *sweats*

You're much prettier when your awake, but I'll settle for stalking you in your dreams. (sings "Every Breath You Take" by the Police)

I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body. (I stole this one from Seinfeld's "The Old Man" ) 😄

I'd very much like to taste your frilly little cake.

*drops trow* Let's rebuild the empire. Phwoar!

Nicks just trying to hold the gang together x3 Tried more animation. Figured it might be a nice change between comics ^^

lovely character. i want to watch him drown in his shame

Left-handed Ena Dream BBQ fan animation yayyy

Having a bit of a weird day, so here are some self-indulgent Solavellan headcanons:

Lavellan looks for fancy and exotic paints from all over Thedas during her travels, and brings them to Solas as a gift. He acts nonchalantly grateful, but he secretly paints her portrait with every new one she brings. and then she finds the mountain of portraits in the rotunda after he’s gone and falls into a depressive episode I mean what

Whenever they are on a mission near a forest, Solas and Lavellan run off during their resting time. They find a quiet peaceful corner with soft grass, under the shade of the trees. They fall asleep in each other’s arms, and explore the Fade together. Solas knows each destination by heart, but he holds her hand and lets her excitedly lead them anyway.

Tea-lover Lavellan cannot possibly accept that Solas hates EVERY tea. She insistently brings him new teas to try together, and eventually it becomes a thing. At some point, he actually started enjoying it. He does not tell her though, so that they continue trying new teas together.

Solas loves it when Lavellan listens to him talk, yes. But he equally loves watching her talk in return. About her clan, her childhood, her interests, her fears, her day, anything really. He gets to memorize how her eyes shine with excitement, how her brows furrow with annoyance. Each new subconscious quirk of hers he discovers feels like a gift.

We already know this thanks to flycam, but he cannot not hold her hand. Ever. During any moment that does not require certain professionalism, her hand is in his. Their companions tease them for it, but he cannot find it in him to care.

When she goes on long missions without him, Lavellan sends Solas letters describing her adventures in detail. She always makes sure to include words of affection, at first hesitant, but eventually heavy with longing. They are some of the very few things he keeps with him after he leaves.

more undertale doodles cuz why not

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