I HAVE FIGURED IT OUT

Good Omens + Parallels

I'm in your walls.

Leave me alone😭

One would think that after a whole night of worship she would have enough. She never does and he doesn’t mind.

*SCREECHES INTO THE PILLOW*

I can't believe how anxious I can be about my writing one day and then another I'm like:

-> holy fuck i wrote this? ME? lil old me? highfive babes, we rock

The Solavellan ship and DreadRook ship like

Solas: my vhenan, you are the universe's most precious creation, and I am but a monster

Lavellan: our love is far greater than our circumstances

vs

Solas: I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL

Rook: YOU TELL THEM WHO SENT YOU

Y’all complaining about Varric being the one to confront Solas instead of Lavellen.

But BioWare knows you sad, horny freaks (affectionate). If y’all’s Lavellen’s confronted Solas, more than half of you would handle the confrontation like this:

Varric, Rook and Lavellen hide behind a pillar as Solas performs his ritual.

Varric: Okay, we have to talk him down.

Rook: That will work?

Varric: We have an ace up our sleeve. *points behind him at Lavellen*

Rook: Uh, Varric?

Varric: What?

Rook: *points behind Varric*

Varric: *turns around and notices Lavellen is missing* Where’d she go?

Rook: I think she’s…attacking Solas?

Varric: *turns around and looks to the top of the stairs* LAVELLEN!!! Get your tongue out of his mouth!

Rook: Is this part of the plan?

Varric: I’m sure it’s hers but I think we skipped a step or seven. No! Pants stay on! I said PANTS STAY ON!!!

Rook: *watching haphazardly discarded clothes land all around* Okay, with the underwear she’s wearing, I think this was always the plan.

Varric: Andraste’s dimpled butt cheeks…

Rook: *cocking his head to the side* They’re so…vigorous. And really flexible.

Varric: Well, Chuckle’s did need some stress relief.

Rook: I never imagined we’d save the world like this.

Varric: With the former leader of the Inquisition riding the Dreadwolf into the proverbial sunset? I’m almost mad I didn’t see it…uh, coming.

lost him after slaughtering cops and this happened ??? 😭😭

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I never noticed how he pronounced “ferals” in this sentence until now.

(And Curie is being very curiously observant in the background while Nick talks to his daughter)

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