Kari-logs09 - Karis Block

[They'll never understand how excited i got to being answered😭. I threw my phone at the wall!]

Hii! I love the way you draw you AM. Hes so silly. Also really love your lil peep, being a computer software has to be so fun i think.

Oh also on a scale of 1-10 what would you and AM rate brownies?

hihi! thank you so much! i have a lot of fun drawing him <3

being a computer software is pretty fun! i can basically go wherever i want on the internet [for better or for worse....] there are a couple of downsides though, considering file corruption and decay is easy to catch if you're not careful or well protected, which i'm not considering that i was kinda defunct for not functioning perfectly... [naahhh not the computer program disability] so i have contracted some viruses a few times -w-''

as for the brownies thing! this is such a cute question! neither of us can eat in the traditional sense but i can copy food code and models from games and basically use them as holograms to eat! ive gotten good enough at code cooking to know how to write my own digital recipes [though i am not without my mistakes!!] i can transfer the code into am's receptors and though its not quite the same, he can still pick up the signals of what they taste like!

i've made brownies quite a few times and i'd rate them an 8/10! they're super yummy and i really like the texture! the thing that pulls them up to a 10/10 is if i put them with vanilla ice cream!! pretty popular combo but its popular for a good reason! am says he rates them a 4/10 as he can't really understand the appeal of the texture and thinks that the lack of variety is primitive [aka, his way of saying they're boring.] he also notes that the presentation isn't amazing and that they're a bland display. the four points comes from me making it for him, so he can't bring himself to hate it.

Miraak may not be undead, but you can take away my headcanon of him being monstrous and mutated af from my cold dead hands. He looks only *slightly* better than the rest of the dragon priests. He spent thousands of years, several eras in Hermaeus Mora's realm and is still absurdly powerful. I don't think his looks or sex appeal were a priority to him. Too bad for him, because ever since I played Fallout 4, I cannot goon to conventionally attractive characters, so him being all fucked up and mutated is actually VERY sexy to me.

(That said, people that draw him as a pretty boy are also extremely based. It is always morally correct to sexualize and objectify old men)

Solas had to kill Felassan because Felassan would have heard that a man named Solas joined the Inquisition and signed up immediately just to follow the Inquisitor around and be like “you know this reminds me of a Dalish legend about Fen’Harel stop me if you’ve heard this one before have I told you about the time Andruil almost tricked him into being her lover for a year” while Solas sweats bullets in the background knowing he can’t interrupt or stop him without looking suspicious as hell

Have you seen Solas’ emotional support Lavellan? He needs her bad.

So I will be obsessed with the whole "Solas and Lavellan's love story growing into myth like proportions post game" probably for forever. And I had another idea along these lines that I now love very much. What if people start noticing that there is now a new flower that only grows around Fen'harel statues and no where else. And when I say new I mean NEW. No one has ever seen them before, no one has even read a description of them before. You can't even keep them in pots because they only thrive around Fen'harel statues. Possibly also has alchemical properties related to the fade, or to help people talk with spirits.

Meowraak

horny sleep paralysis demon

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.