A Word With Friends 4/29

Y’all complaining about Varric being the one to confront Solas instead of Lavellen.

But BioWare knows you sad, horny freaks (affectionate). If y’all’s Lavellen’s confronted Solas, more than half of you would handle the confrontation like this:

Varric, Rook and Lavellen hide behind a pillar as Solas performs his ritual.

Varric: Okay, we have to talk him down.

Rook: That will work?

Varric: We have an ace up our sleeve. *points behind him at Lavellen*

Rook: Uh, Varric?

Varric: What?

Rook: *points behind Varric*

Varric: *turns around and notices Lavellen is missing* Where’d she go?

Rook: I think she’s…attacking Solas?

Varric: *turns around and looks to the top of the stairs* LAVELLEN!!! Get your tongue out of his mouth!

Rook: Is this part of the plan?

Varric: I’m sure it’s hers but I think we skipped a step or seven. No! Pants stay on! I said PANTS STAY ON!!!

Rook: *watching haphazardly discarded clothes land all around* Okay, with the underwear she’s wearing, I think this was always the plan.

Varric: Andraste’s dimpled butt cheeks…

Rook: *cocking his head to the side* They’re so…vigorous. And really flexible.

Varric: Well, Chuckle’s did need some stress relief.

Rook: I never imagined we’d save the world like this.

Varric: With the former leader of the Inquisition riding the Dreadwolf into the proverbial sunset? I’m almost mad I didn’t see it…uh, coming.

wait for me miraak solstheim is not far

it's been a decade and i still can't believe that charmingly-spoken unassuming recluse i took a shine to turned out to be..... (gestures)

DRAGON AGE: THE VEILGUARD (2024) dev. Bioware

Well, what can I say? I love these lovelyfools, I'd like to hold them in my palms and nothing more Wonderful, gorgeous, beautiful, mind-blowing Vezhka (@kmchk) and her Allen Lavellan

That Fade kiss will never not make me absolutely insane.

Like Solas gets the slightest taste of Lavellan and just absolutely fucking loses. it.

He snatches her hips and crushes her body to his while grinding her right up his thigh. He bends her over so far she has to cling to him to keep from tumbling, and he just devours her.

For a moment, he slams that accelerator all the way down and there are no breaks anywhere to be seen like god. damn. My girl is probably moments away from completion, and then...

...Wake up

The fucking nerve.

What a legend.

Genuinely confused why so many people fine that one rude egg so hot.

Being in a relationship with Adam Smasher would consist of (Corpo!Reader):

You wondering how the fuck it happened.

Everyone else wondering how the fuck it happened.

Becoming the talk of Arasaka and Night City simply because it fucking happened (how???).

Meanwhile, Smasher doesn't think much of the hoopla and speculation because he'd BEEN claimed you as his. He doesn't call just anyone a cut of fuckable meat.

Finding out that apparently, Adam has something of a nickname for you. Asking him yields zero answers.

You turning the tables and calling him a cut of fuckable chrome and to your surprise, he responds with a simple "Heh."

Living but... not living with him. Not really. He's almost always gone anyway. It's also really your place but Adam made himself comfortable and... the rest is history, you guess.

You're actually more likely to see him when you're at work because he's practically taken over your office, too. By just sitting there.

Smasher liking to scare the ever-living shit out of you. He doesn't talk unless necessary; whenever the quiet ambiance of your space is broken by him suddenly talking, you tend to jump. And it amuses him.

Wondering what Smasher's doing or thinking about whenever he's silently making a dent in your office couch. Apparently, he's mostly watching you. Because you're his cut of fuckable meat of course.

Smasher isn't one for jealousy (so he would have you believe) because who the fuck would be dumb enough to challenge him for what's his? However, he can and will make reinforce his claim should some pathetic fuck try their luck with you. This... surprises you? ...Why does this surprise you? This is Adam Smasher we're talking about.

Rubbing that big chrome dome of his, and Smasher going "Mmmm," but because he's borg'd the fuck up, it's an oddly soothing low mechanical purring. This is perhaps the only other sound you've ever heard him make.

Sometimes, when you're tired of working, you'll just slump down on the couch and lean against Adam. And he'll let you, too. For a little bit. Then he'll be an asshole and go, "Can you really afford to take a break now?" Fuck off, Smasher.

Angsty great-now-we're-both-stuck-in-the-fade-prison Solrook is great and all, but what about separated-by-the-veil-but-always-aware-of-each-other Solrook?

Them getting stuff done in starts to ease up the regret prison while he's serving time and the blight shows more signs of receding in the waking world.

Spirits and wisps that send messages back and forth with questions and advice and barbs that hint how they kind of miss their conversations

Wolves seem to follow them around while little trinkets just appear in his cell.

HUMMING THE SAME SONG ON EITHER SIDE.

End card for my inquisitor and solas 😌 they raise a cute little family and travel the world and fade