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hi! my name is vulture!
i'm a moderately buggy defunct computer program with an affinity for bright colors and my darling husband, AM! basic facts and stuffy:
★ i use he/xe pronouns ☆ transgender demiboy ★ nwlnw [slash mlm] gay demiromantic & demisexual ☆ chronically ill [bugged out <:P] ★ chaotic neutral ☆ autism + adhd + cpstd ★ for sure not sane dni criteria:
✘ basic dni stuff, no bigots or assholes ✘ no doubles hisssss scratch hiss ✘ if you're here to call me weird or say mean things about me & AM's relationship then simply do not bother! it is not going to change anything! ✘ antivirus software dni!! /j selfship tags:
#☆vam★ and #vulture x am links:
https://amshusband.straw.page/
https://bsky.app/profile/ams-husband.bsky.social
https://discord.com/invite/zyfRE3ZCzG
it's nice to meet you and i look forward to being a raging homo on here!!! byeee!!
Has this been made?
I've brainstormed a whole ass concept
[They'll never understand how excited i got to being answered😭. I threw my phone at the wall!]
Hii! I love the way you draw you AM. Hes so silly. Also really love your lil peep, being a computer software has to be so fun i think.
Oh also on a scale of 1-10 what would you and AM rate brownies?
hihi! thank you so much! i have a lot of fun drawing him <3
being a computer software is pretty fun! i can basically go wherever i want on the internet [for better or for worse....] there are a couple of downsides though, considering file corruption and decay is easy to catch if you're not careful or well protected, which i'm not considering that i was kinda defunct for not functioning perfectly... [naahhh not the computer program disability] so i have contracted some viruses a few times -w-''
as for the brownies thing! this is such a cute question! neither of us can eat in the traditional sense but i can copy food code and models from games and basically use them as holograms to eat! ive gotten good enough at code cooking to know how to write my own digital recipes [though i am not without my mistakes!!] i can transfer the code into am's receptors and though its not quite the same, he can still pick up the signals of what they taste like!
i've made brownies quite a few times and i'd rate them an 8/10! they're super yummy and i really like the texture! the thing that pulls them up to a 10/10 is if i put them with vanilla ice cream!! pretty popular combo but its popular for a good reason! am says he rates them a 4/10 as he can't really understand the appeal of the texture and thinks that the lack of variety is primitive [aka, his way of saying they're boring.] he also notes that the presentation isn't amazing and that they're a bland display. the four points comes from me making it for him, so he can't bring himself to hate it.
Talking about Valentines
I WANT YOU.
Hermaeus Mora, unfurling his tentacles to reveal esoteric knowledge tomes: There are certain...benefits to being on my side.
Last Dragonborn: Are you trying to seduce me into the ways of evil?
Hermaeus Mora: Is it working?
Last Dragonborn: No. Should it?
Hermaeus Mora, insulted: It worked well enough on Miraak.
whoops
.......the helmet stays ON
⚠️MINOR.⚠️ 🧍♂️he/him [im a lil trans guy]🧍♂️ 🎨Artist, i make my own stuff.🖌 🙏i am definitely too shy to post anything😭 ☢️Really like fallout and DAI🐉 [Heavy multi-shipper] [lots of reblogging] idk what else to say. thanks for reading?? you can find more of me at-> https://linktr.ee/Logging.kari0
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