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I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

A Bill wins scenario where Bill is keeping Ford. Ford is unaware that his family is still alive (in their own little bubbles naturally) , Bill interested in keeping as pawns to get what he wants from Ford.

When he eventually reveals this news to Ford, Ford of course wants to see them. Bill wants to make a deal.

Bill offers a visit session with his family if Ford gives him one small thing that he won't miss Bill is sure.

His hand.

Ford assumes of course Bill means his literal hand. It seems like Bill's sense of humor as far as Ford knows. So he agrees to he deal.

Thing is, Bill did not mean his literal hand. More like hand in a meld of a human and a creature like Bill, marriage.

Eating Bees. Part 1

i invite you over to my house and while we're greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell "down boy! DOWN! NO!" and you just see a caterpillar moving very slowly across the floor toward you

heeppy hoolida

this was originally all I wanted to do for this but I wanna add more, so stay tuned I suppose!

I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

Mabel would so have a scene phase and no one can convince me otherwise

(Pls dont mind the hands)

all these fucking fools on my dashboard talk about how they love bats but only show pictures of fruit bats fuck you start posting pictures of all bats i can’t stand this fucking bat erasure