Kaylanutshelled - Nutshelled

So I just got this message literally few minutes ago

And if YOU get this message in the future DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE CLINK ON THE LINK I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CUT YOUR HANDS OFF

A warning to all of my followers there no such a thing as @exposingthoselosers I just thought any form of information is good and can protect my followers from getting their phone or any other devices hacked if you’re connect to the wifi they might hack all of the devices connected.

DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON ANU LINK YOU GET NOT EVEN FROM UR FRIENDS ON TUMBLR BECAUSE THEY COULD GET HACKED 👀

Pls share this awareness ⚠

Eld: Entry 3

AHAHAHAHAHA

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Auruo just drank all of the apple cider vinegar I can’t breathe

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

- Eld

ps. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Necklace @blamedorange

Hello! I saw your sfw Edgeshot relationship cannons and I was wondering, can you do Edgeshot with a pregnant wife head cannons please? You are super good at capturing Edgeshot's character. 🙏🙏❤❤

A/N: thank you 🥺 I try. I also really love doing pregnancy headcannons for some reason lol

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Can we just say. ATTENTIVE AF. Like. He will be on top of everything. Every doctors appointment. Every parenting class. He’ll remember everything for you. Once he finds out about pregnancy brain it’s over lmfao

He hovers a bit. It’s almost freaky cuz he barely says anything. And if he does its always his calm voice that causes shivers down your spine

Legit super soft. He still does hero work but he tries to finish earlier to help you out at home more even if you still work during the first months. Will absolutely pull more weight with the house chores without you even asking

Suuuper good at massaging any sore muscles. He uses the right amount of pressure and always hits the right spots. If he finds a good body lotion or oil he thinks you’d like he buys it and asks if you’d like to try it. Gives you all the foot and back messages if you’re tired

If you ask. He will carry you anywhere you need to go. He may not be as big as all might or endeavor but he’s still strong. But if you don’t mention it he won’t outright do it in hopes of not being rude. He doesn’t want to upset you by picking you up without your consent

Mt. Lady and Kamui Woods would not know you’re pregnant until he offhandedly mentions how we went with you to the ultrasound appointment. Hell they probably didn’t know he was married for a good while

He only lets you use step ladders n stools when he’s around in the house. So if in case you fall or drop something he’s there in an instant to either keep you from injuring yourself or making a mess all over the floor

When the time of delivery approaches he’s absolutely ready. He’s got the baby bag. He’s got his affairs in order and ready to take a few days off. And he’s mostly calm when your water breaks

He panick internally when driving to the hospital Mostly because this is something completely unknown to him and despite all the advice and the books he has little to no experience with babies. The whole drive he’s holding your hand to try and keep you calm but also so he has a ground to keep from spiraling into his thoughts

He’s right next to you during the whole birthing process. Holding your hand and calming you down. Even if it takes hours he never leaves your side. He’ll intimidate the hell out of the doctors if they even dare try and tell him to leave. Unless it’s an emergency he’s not moving

When holding the baby you might be able to see a single tear sliding down his cheek before he quickly wipes it away. He’ll kiss your sweaty forehead with his mask on and thanking you profusely and congratulating you

Doesn’t take his mask off in front of anyone. It stays on until you’re in the privacy of your own home. No exceptions lmao

He WILL watch naruto with the baby. He’s gotta teach em young

Yellow Diamond as a parent ( Gem Parent / Human Child)

[Child is Female]

• Would be very encouraging towards the child. Especially when it came to teaching the child new things.

• When the child would get injured, Yellow would be calm and take care of the childs injuries.

• Yellow would snuggle with the child when she was having bad dreams.

• Would gently rubs the child’s back while whispering

“Shhh its okay.”

“You are safe and you are loved.”

“I am here. You can rest.”

• Would be very protective over the child.

• Would be very patient with the child.

• The child would also get to know Zircon.

• Yellow would let Zircon hang out and watch the child.

I can't stop laughing. 😂😂

I have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight

Muichirou: how do you politely tell someone to fuck yourself?

Giyuu: "please intercourse yourself"

Mitsuri, horrified: GIYUU-SAN NO

Uzui, amused: "Giyuu-san" yes!

Obanai: don't encourage him

Mount Lady! Hon. Listen to Edgeshot and Kamui please. Please don't choke at the dinner table. Choking is not pleasant at all. I know you might get on Edgeshot or Kamui's nerves sometimes but I know they wouldn't want to see you choke and die and neither would I. There is plenty of food for everyone and if you deperately want more, I can always cook more. 💞💞 I would cook for you guys every single evening if that's what it would take. That way all of you guys get your nutrition. 😂😂

Yu Takeyama: Ok, but don’t blame me when its all gone, food should be eaten as soon as its served! *Eats some of the Takoyaki* mhmm! so gerd!

Shinya Kamihara: Aren’t you going to have anything Kayla-san?

Shinji Nishiya: *Slides over some of the noodles* These are delicious, please try some.

Yu Takeyama: *Slides you some salad* And hey don’t worry about leftovers, I’ll take care of those. And Kamui & Edgeshot will help with clean up!

Shinya Kamihara: *Sigh* Anyway, thank you for the meal it was very good. *Bows*

Shinji Nishiya: Please allow us to treat you next time. *Bows*

Yu Takeyama: *Gives you a tight hug* Yes thank you, you’ve made me very happy. 🥺

Giyuu: *Sneezes*

Sanemi: Shut the fuck up

Giyuu:???????