Happy Birthday Bitch

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*Joins the Lurkers at the dinner table* I am so happy! I really hope you enjoy this food. Kamui, you guys can call me Kayla. 😁😁💞💞 Simple and easy name to remember. *Is totally freaking out on the inside because I love the Lurkers* Oh! Would you guys like anything to drink? Water? Coffee? Tea? Soda pop or even juice? I want you guys to relax as much as possible. Please let me spoil you three. 💞 But also let me know if I become too much. I don't want to overwhelm. 💞💞💞💞

Shinji Nishiya: Kayla it is then. Honoured to meet you. I’ll just have some water, thank you. Don’t go out of your way too much, you’re our guest, so please take the first bite and the best seat. Thank you for all your trouble.

Yu Takeyama: Aren’t you the sweetest? We really appreciate it. Im starving! 💕

Shinya Kamihara: *Pours you some tea* We don’t want all this food you worked so hard to acquire to go cold, so let’s dig in, shall we?

Yu Takeyama: FINALLY! Itadakimasu! *Separates her chopsticks* This all looks so delicious! Where to begin?! Ooh! The noodles look fantastic! *Takes a huge bunch of the noodles and shoves them in her mouth at once*

Shinya Kamihara: Slow down would you?

Yu Takeyama: *Slurrrp* Awen’t you the one thayin *Spits on edgeshot* we should *munch* get crackin or the foodthwillget coldth? *Spits on edgeshot again before she finally swallows her food*

Shinya Kamihara: *Wipes the residue from his eyes, in annoyance* I don’t remember requesting a weather report from you either, but here we are. Lets keep the precipitation to a minimum shall we? *Hands her some napkins* Eat mindfully, you aren’t going to run out, Kayla got us plenty. *Sigh* I apologise on her behalf.

Shinji Nishiya: Yeah sorry, we’re always making sure she doesn’t choke because of how fast she consumes food.

Yu Takeyama: I need the nutrition! *Pouts* It’s the only way i can maintain this beautiful body of mine. *Hair flip*

What if I don’t even have ADHD?

Requested panel from this comic

Love her. 💞

♡ Happy Birthday |•| Lady Nagant ♡

♡ Kaina Tsutsumi ♡

Okay just a little FYI. I refer to the gems in Houseki no Kuni as “ladies or shes” despite the manga. 😂

But I am also open to the fact that they are genderless (because they are gems)

well i mean, it’s just–

…kiiiind of?

I am in love with a man who is made of 90% denim, help me

trying to kill a spider

Snipe: why dont we just shoot the damn thing

She's trying so hard. Euclase. 💙

(Chapter 78)

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