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My roommate bought this cute notepad for the house and I'm currently helping her build good habits

Astarion is helping

i got just a little silly in the car teehee

the mental image of my tav (me) infodumping about vampires just kinda stuck and i needed to get it out. he (i) definitely would start taking notes on astarion. fucking study that bitch

(the text is from the vampire wikipedia page i hope thats obvious)

I'm still obsessed with the idea that Vellioth and Astarion look eerily similar and that's why Cazador is more obsessed with Astarion than the other spawn.

MOTIVATION THROUGH THE ROOF TODAY SLUTS!!!!

some fun facts about my tav (Miles) (That's my name): -he's literally just me (down to name, backstory, etc. i just threw in fantasy elements bc why wouldnt i) -wood elf mom (love you mom), human dad (L father) -all scars are cat scars (just like irl) -VAMPIRE AUTISM!!!! (just like irl) (love imagining the idea of my tav (me) just VIBRATING after finding out (confirming, because like 99% sure before the bite scene bc cmon mf is NOT SUBTLE) that astarion is a vampire like GRGRHRRGRFGRHHGFHHRRFGRHGFH LET ME DISSECT YOU) -can't read sheet music (bard) -holds his violin wrong (bard) -violin actually belonged to sister (like irl) (it actually belonged to my gg before her so its like. generational violin ig) -guardian (don't have a screenshot) is based on my pookie bear asterii (hence the aries zodiac) -SEVERELY allergic to cats (including Tara) (does not leave her alone) (consistently hanging out by Gale's shit just for the cat) -dying victorian orphan ass (not just the allergies)

why orange cats are stupid little dipshits

after doing a bit of googling, i cannot find a single actual study that has been done to determine why orange cats are considered stupid, but i have a theory.

its because orange cats are mostly male

now thats not me being "heehoo men stoopie" (very stupid trans man), its like a valid theory. 80% of orange cats are male (quick google search results) because the gene for being orange is linked to the X chromosome, so most gingers are male.

so i propose an experiment.

we take two groups of several common coat colors/patterns of domestic shorthairs (since those are the most common housecat (another quick google search). each of the 2 groups for each coat will have 100 individuals, one group with the average male/female ratio of that coat normally (for gingers that would be 80 males, and 20 females) and the second group would be 50/50 male female.

then, follow the cats from birth to maturity (~2 years old)(google search) and track "mental" milestones. also important that these cats would be raised in a typical "household" setting you found find a normal domestic cat in, and they would be raised alone.

then, after all that info is gathered, compare the relative intelligence of the cats of the average m/f ratio and the 50/50 m/f ratio. theoretically the average m/f ratio of orange cats should be dumber than the 50/50 ratio of oranges

and then, finally, we (and i) will have a true explanation for why (my) orange cat(s) are fucking stupid as all hell

Okay, but...

If Casper watched Sunshine play Baldur's Gate, would he get more jealous if they romanced Astarion, or if they romanced somebody else-?

Cause with Astarion, at least they're sticking to a very specific type lmao

Bats! This is a very self indulgent post for me and it’s an excuse to draw bats lol. Close ups and some facts below 👇

So some of these are based on vibes but there are some interesting reasons I chose some of these.

So Cazador is actually based on an extinct species of bat which is basically a massive vampire bat which are about 30% larger than a common vampire bat

Astarion is of course a common vampire bat . I couldn’t find much info on the existence of albino ones but I based him off the few images I could find

To add, Dalyria is from a species that has wings that appear pinkish due to lack of pigment, which is my personal theory for why she has that pink tone in her skin, she’s really pale

Leon being a fruit bad just made sense in my head (Maybe baby bat Victoria is under his wings lol)

Petras being a Pallid bat made sense because of course Pallid=Pale=Pale Petras

I love the idea of Aurelia being a little brown bat because I feel like I HC her as having a more diminutive and reserved personality and I feel that goes with little brown bats

Yousen is a species of Microbat which of course are some of the smaller bats in the world

I feel like Violet would be very proud of her long ears

does anyone else every analyze a character's design while trying to draw them and go HOLYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyways astarion has a "bat-shaped" nose (how ive decided to simplify it)

First off: vampire bat

notice the upside-down heart nose.

and then, the pookie:

probably SO uninintentional, but im running with it to the ends of the earth. if i ever have the motivation to fully draw astarion im giving him a simplified "bat nose"

to me the appeal of pathetic vampires is similar to the appeal of stupid cats. you have the teeth and claws to rip through flesh to your heart's content, but here you are. paw stuck to a quilt. staring woefully with eyes the size of saucers to get someone to help. same goes for a vampire failing miserably to use a touchscreen because his fingers are too cold.

does anyone else ever

i just remembered this really fucking old drawing of my tav

hes literally just me

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

chat i think i just had the most depressing single-person touch-starved thought ever: making/buying cosplays of characters you're attracted to to feel like you stole their clothes

oh absolutely

You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

also just realized and dont feel like editing the last one: why the fuck do eridians count in base 6?

like the reason humans count in base 10 is bc we have 10 fingers, but eridians have 5 limbs with three fingers on each. it would make more sense for them to count in base 3, 5, or 15. so why 6?

i got project hail mary yesterday so everybody better be ready for YAPPING!!!!!!!!

book has been finished (this morning). holy shit. wowee

i took a lot of notes about my thoughts at the moment in my sketchbook and i feel like it'd be easier to send them directly than decipher my thought process (spoilers btw i hope thats obvious)

also i looked at the movie trailer out of curiosity and they did Rocky DIRTY!!!!!!!!!! Like ik his name is Rocky and "oh he has stony skin" yknow what else has stony skin? ECHINODERMS. THATS WHAT IT FUCKING MEANS. And you know whats an echinoderm with radial symmetry, a (typically) pentagonal central portion and five limbs? STARFISH. THE ERIDIANS ARE FUCKING SPACE STARFISH NOT CHUNKS OF CONCRETE WITH PIPECLEANER LEGS

edit: thank fuck that trailer was fake holy shit audio is so important in telling if something is fake now

i got project hail mary yesterday so everybody better be ready for YAPPING!!!!!!!!

okay so the story is kinda reminding me of Space Station Weird. Its probably the "guy trapped on ship with weird ai and shit keeps getting weird also he has no idea what to do"

i got project hail mary yesterday so everybody better be ready for YAPPING!!!!!!!!

Aliens??? Alien pussy? AL-AN????? THE AUTISM IS OFF THE CHARTS

i got project hail mary yesterday so everybody better be ready for YAPPING!!!!!!!!

DEADASS FORGOT THE WORD "FACILITY" LAST NIGHT THIS IS A GODSEND

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

this book is making me realize that maybe adult fantasy isnt bad its just most adult fantasy has super shitty pacing because this is BAM BAM BAM THINGS STUFF HAPPENS WOOOO and most adult fantasy is super slow and boring

i got project hail mary yesterday so everybody better be ready for YAPPING!!!!!!!!

GRAHHH!!!! SPECULATIVE BIOLOGY!!!! FUCKED UP EXTRATERESTRIAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i got project hail mary yesterday so everybody better be ready for YAPPING!!!!!!!!

i got project hail mary yesterday so everybody better be ready for YAPPING!!!!!!!!

shapeshifting robo bf ☺️ orb -> android

inspired by a post by @/kunchim2 on twitter

a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

so i send myself things on discord so i can have them on my phone and THIS is how i sent this one to myself

just. just felt like sharing

so i have. finished portal. portal 2.

good fucking LORD that was good. i get why its a must-play game

i just think hes silly yk

"He don't look like no damn ninja turtle"

-homie who has never played bg3