I Think Dudes Who Say Shit Like “I Couldn’t Love A Child That Wasn’t Mine” Shouldn’t Have Kids

I NEED MPRE FRIENDS WHO ARE ADVENTUROUS EATERS

or just non-picky

Who is gonna enjoy all this seafood with me

This sounds silly, but I swear by it. It's my go to when i need to do chores but executive dysfunction/depression is bothering me.

Put on idle video game music, my go to is lost woods, and pretend you are playing yourself as a video game

Your little guy has to do their mini quests or else they can't earn XP!!

And this next part is crucial

If your music has a repetitive motif, come up with a little idle dance you do every time the motif plays (think koopas doing their little shimmy on the *bah bah* )

I plow through laundry with this, maybe it can help you too!!

I need to clean my room but my brain is choosing wallow and be sad instead. I don't like this feeling, does anybody have any wisdom or advice on this

reblog if you need a hug

Realizing I'm the dad friend to my underclassmen has made me the happiest man alive

The internet is not the only way out of those situations

No, kids should not have unsupervised acess to the internet.   Yes, I got that and it was the best thing that ever happened to me.    Its a paradox.

methinks me need depressant substances but me fears the addiction gene will pop out like a jack in the box and ruin the vibes

Mom called my dog brittish I will not accept this slander of my baby girl

He's so pastel. Like a little baby. Baby boi

wilson in scrubs my beloved