((I'm going to hell for doing this meme))
"WHY?? WHY WON'T YOU WATCH DEMON SLAYER ANIME? IT'S GOOD!"
"BECAUSE WATCHING DEMON SLAYER KILL MY GRANDMA OK??"
"Now leave me alone..."
"My grandpa broke he's neck when bopping with Guren, once."
"How does watching demon slayer kill your grandma?"
"I was the one watching Demon Slayer."
*Branch happily sing Guren inccorectly while scrolling Instagram*
"Branch! Look out!"
*Branch's grandma get spoiled by manga reader*
"GRANMAAAAAA!!!!!"
*Branch get spoiled. Now he knows who die, who survived, who facing/fight who, and what happen to character post-canon, including their descendants. Branch no longer find joy to continue demon slayer anime*
the first thought to come to mind was tartaglia
i imagine before he’s about to give fatuimouche some divine head he starts singing his praises to the tsaritsa for the blessing that is whatever is between scara’s legs (anything u want idc)
like he’s already on his knees so he just clasps his hands, eyes squeezed shut and mutters the most earnest prayer to the tsaritsa before he dives in
and scara is watching in absolute shock and bemusement turned amusement that this ginger mortal is actively saying grace between his legs
feeds into his ego and his interest in childe so he still tolerates him no matter how much he wants to grab him by his ahoge and wring him around sometimes
so it’s a win win for both of them
my favorite creek ever
HC that Killer Talks/meows back to his cats all the time and that he also started sharing this hobby with Cross hehehehe
the last one is a bit cheesy BUT BARE WITH ME GHYS ITS SO CUTE IT HAPPENED IN MY HWART I LOVE CHEESY CHSCR AUGHH MY POOKSSHDJDN
Scara would make fun of Ajax for ranking 11 in a group with only 9 people