Did You Ever Just Feel So Lucky For Knowing Someone You Met Online? Like.. I Was One Click Away From

For his birthday padfoot is giving out little kisses to his friends

One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.

Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man

Not "humans are inherently good" or "humans are inherently evil" but a secret third thing (humans are inherently social animals which means that we're very good at cooperating and being compassionate towards those we perceive as being part of our community but we're also very good at being tribal and violent towards those we perceive as threats to our community and everyone defines their community differently)

few things more humbling than the realization that you really do write the same fic(s) over and over again

being mutuals is like we’ve never talked but i saw your vent post and do you want me to kill that person for you. still won’t talk to you tho bc that is scary sorry. love you

sorry for being weird and evasive. i was raised to believe that having wants and needs was a moral failing

i swear to god that social cue wasnt there before

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

i just want to sit in front of the ocean for a little while