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holy fuck you guys 

after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:

it is literally a stick of butter. A STICK OF BUTTER. 

i have literally never seen butter sold this way. each stick one only amounts to ½ a cup of butter AMERICANS PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT MY WHOLE LIFE WHEN I SAW THE PHRASE “A STICK OF BUTTER” IN RECIPES I WAS IMAGINING THIS:

THIS IS THE ONLY “STICK” I’D EVER SEEN BUTTER SOLD IN. I THOUGHT Y’ALL WERE THROWING FUCKIN’ POUNDS UPON POUNDS OF BUTTER INTO THINGS HOLY JESUS THE WORLD MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW FUCKIN CHRIST. 

Happy Easter, lovelies! 420 praise it <3 I’m hoping to tweet this to immortal tomorrow hurr

creature movie trips - avengers: creatures assemble (x)

creepy dolls

http://zoetica.tumblr.com/post/97144261098/so-this-was-this-dudes-chance-to-express-his

So, this was this dude's chance to express his deepest fantasies. To really lay it down and display the breadth of his imagination. To astonish me with filthy, erotic ingenuity. He sat down and took the time to write, effectively taking a big, self-congratulating dump into my inbox, and ...

Cat: (puts paw on my mouth)

Cat: (puts tail in my eye)

Cat: (puts butt in my face)

Me: (gently touches a single toe bean)

Cat: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

“Wait a minute, those aren’t your shoes! They got your shoes totally wrong!”