Me Too!

So I’m babysitting a 9 year old girl and she noticed me watching Creature Talk, and my wallpaper earlier. So she asked if I could show her pictures of them and her opinions were freaking priceless.

"He looks like my friend’s dad. Is he a dad? His teeth are so white."

" He looks so...

In The Woods by Furry Little Peach Finished painting & progress shot (Adding final details) Come find me on Instagram

holy fuck you guys 

after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:

it is literally a stick of butter. A STICK OF BUTTER. 

i have literally never seen butter sold this way. each stick one only amounts to ½ a cup of butter AMERICANS PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT MY WHOLE LIFE WHEN I SAW THE PHRASE “A STICK OF BUTTER” IN RECIPES I WAS IMAGINING THIS:

THIS IS THE ONLY “STICK” I’D EVER SEEN BUTTER SOLD IN. I THOUGHT Y’ALL WERE THROWING FUCKIN’ POUNDS UPON POUNDS OF BUTTER INTO THINGS HOLY JESUS THE WORLD MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW FUCKIN CHRIST. 

Last Week Tonight s02e19

Hazardous dance moves.

Awwwwww!

x

aleks pls