Kermit-and-co - Untitled

random twin peaks shitpost

"Mulder, I'm on vacation. The weather is clear. I'm looking forward to hitting the road and breathing in some of this fine New England air." // "You didn't rent a convertible, did you? [Why?] Are you aware of the statistics of decapitation?" // "Mulder, I'm hanging up..." // "You shouldn't talk and drive at the same time. Are you aware of the statistics... hello?"

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

just so you know i know this dynamic is toxic and i'm not romanticizing it :/ i'm actually sexualizing it

save me fox mulder i beg of you

fox mulder save me

Look, I know The X-Files wasn’t intended to be binged the way we can now. I get it. But can we talk about how much funnier it makes it that Scully is seeing a woman floating on a ceiling with her own eyes one episode and that like two episodes later she’s back to acting like Mulder’s some weirdo for believing in aliens?? Girl is compartmentalizing and gaslighting herself at the speed of light