Prologue

my only complaint is that the paws appear when you boop someone and not when someone boops you. I want to be scrolling and minding my own business and suddenly get whapped by a cat paw

a handy and enlightening recap

Warnings: None

Summary: After the Baron’s stasis bomb seals Agatha in Mechanicsburg, KB is forced to escape from the Empire and take control of what little of the Heterodyne’s resources he has under his command. He’s not very excited about that.

When Uncle Barry reappears after eleven years, he’s not very excited about that either.  

AN: Very largely inspired by Mixed Feelings and a conversation with @destiny919. Originally I had this written for the twins au (which is still going to be a thing! Enjoy the previews of that) but decided I didn’t like the direction it was going, so I had to scrap it. Still, I enjoyed writing it too much to actually throw it out, so have this fic of Barry being yelled at by his very (and justifiably) angry nephew.

The first week spent in the caverns outside of Mechanicsburg was confusing at best and a disaster at worst. As they struggled to determine exactly who had been inside the city when it was cut off, it became increasingly clear just how much they’d lost: the jaeger generals, the minions, the administrators, even the Lady Heterodyne. Things were looking grim. But even though the Heterodyne was trapped in Mechanicsburg, there was still another one outside the walls.

KB threw himself into organizing their forces with the fervor of a spark and the precision of an ex-Secretary. He set up in the infirmary and took reports while he treated the wounded. Most of his papers ended up covered in blood and bile, but by the end of the first two days they had a comprehensive list of their manpower, supplies, and rations. That was around the time the refugees started arriving.

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Story

INFO Here’s the basic gist of things around here: The timeline is broken, various heroes of courage (and Ravio) are being snapped around time and space. Now they have to get along and figure this out, because it’d be nice to not be randomly thrown around y'know?

General Info tag

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Story timeline: Best read in order. Grouped together segments are parts of a bigger whole.

Fic: Tree Trekking - Twilight and Sky meet Wild for the first time Fic: A small problem - Ravio meets Legend, Wind and Minish

Comic: Nightmare - Legend has a bad time

Comic: Horse bros - Wild learns that Twilight likes horses Comic: Cat bros - Twilight teaches Wild what cats are Comic: Crossing - Most of the Links finally meet each other

Comic: Spider - Twilight is tired and Ravio is there Comic: Deal - Ravio watches Twilight sleep

Comic: Slam - Wind wants to know what Minish gets up to Comic: Stalker - Wind learns what Minish gets up to Comic: Malon - Time learns what Minish and Wind get up to Comic: The bribe - Wind almost gets punched by Minish

Comic: Dinner delivery - Legend and Sky make a plan Comic: Off track - Sky and Twi run into each other in the woods Comic: Defused - Sky and Twi make a plan Comic: Sharing - Twilight learns about Fi Comic: Tunnel - Sky tries to understand dads

Comic: Ponytail brawl - Wild tries to photograph a Kikwi Comic: Two Master Swords - Zelda and Wild have a chat Comic: Finding the founding - Wild panics Comic: Pippit made pie - Zelda is worried Comic: In your corner - Zelda has a point

Comic: Wet - Wind, Legend, and Minish are stranded on an island Comic: Poisoned fruit - Legend shows off their survival expertise Comic: Fort - Wind has questions for Minish Comic: Wish to fix - Legend makes a decision Comic: Like a fort - Wind remembers an old friend Comic: (W)raft of Wind - Wind suggests they build a raft Comic: SMACK - Legend gets a concussion Comic: Reunions - The gang reunites with two funky people Comic: Reminders - Legend dissociates around the place

Comic: Cave boys - Zelda asks Wild for a favour Comic: Puzzled - Sky shares a few deep thoughts with Wild Comic: To make it right - Sky’s deeper thoughts Comic: A beam of hope - Wild just keeps having good news! Comic: A late entree - Wild and Sky take on the trial of the sword Comic: Tricked - Time and Twi walk into each other in Ordon Comic: Portal - A third person joins the chase! Comic: Do a flip - Twilight fights (Injury and blood warning) Comic: Tricked 2 - Time wrestles a dog

Comic: Roommates - Wind asks Ravio why he’s so weird Comic: Dog days - Twilight is high key vibing Comic: Boy found - Twilight hugs a dog Comic: Hey! Listen! - Twilight and Time fail at conversation

Comic: Together - Wild and Sky emerge from the trial of the sword Comic: Hero - Wild and Sky meet themselves Comic: Are you OK? - Sky and Wild have work to do Comic: This might be hard - How do you herd heroes? Comic: True faces pt. 1 - Sky politely suggests therapy Comic: True faces pt. 2 - Legend has their own impolite offer Comic: True faces pt. 3 - Ravio calls for a time out Comic: True faces pt. 4 - Legend exists the stage Comic: True faces pt. 5 - Rain shows up

Comic: It’s rainy - The gang try to figure out the shelter situation Comic: Paranoia - Twilight and Ravio have an unpleasant chat Comic: Hero’s job! - Wind and Ravio have a fairly good chat Comic: From the outside - There’s worry in the air Comic: Hylia - Hylia takes the Hyrule Historia Comic: A beach! - Twilight struggles to decide, and Ravio leaves

Two Rabbit Roadtrip Pt. 1 Comic: Face to Face - Ravio and Legend meet once again Pt. 2 Comic: Ägh - Ravio finally gets the upper hand Pt. 3 Comic: Freedom of choice - Legend signs Ravio’s contract Pt. 4 Comic: Get walking - The two begin a journey Pt. 5 Comic: Terms and conditions - Legend is going as agreed Pt. 6 Comic: Tipping - Ravio learns something odd Pt. 7 Comic: Guard at the gates - Ravio struggles to get in the castle Pt. 8 Comic: Red goop - Ravio and Legend find the Princess Pt. 9 Comic: In Denial - Legend still doesn’t buy it

Comic: Soup - Wild realizes something over soup Comic: Splash! - Sky meets a wolf in the sea Comic: Outset’s guard - Sky and Twilight arrive to land. Comic: Everything shared - Twilight has had enough! Comic: Old conversations - Twilight and Sky discuss tough topics

Comic: Chores day - Wind asks Minish to decide what they should do today

Fic: A message to deliver - Sky and Grandma talk about the end. BONUS: List of notable events from the fic, for those who struggle with reading long form content. Comic: Final words - Sky stays up late

Two Rabbit Roadtrip 2: Electric bunnygaloo Pt. 1 Comic: Ravio and Hilda - Hilda makes a good point Pt. 2 Comic: Barricade - Legend learns it’s time to go Pt. 3 Comic: Staircase - The duo discuss cake Pt. 4 Comic: Hyrule - Legend returns to Hyrule Pt. 5 Comic: House - The duo are nearly back home! Pt. 6 Comic: Successor - Legend learns who lives here Pt. 7 Comic: Link and Link and Ravio - Introductions are in order. Pt. 8 Comic: In a good way - Worlds and Legend talk Pt. 9 Comic: THUD - Legend has left the building. Pt. 10 Comic: Finale ½ - Time to talk things out Pt. 11 Comic: Finale 2/2 - Change! Comic: Epona! - Hylia has bad news Comic: That face - Hylia didn’t tell ALL the bad news Comic: Office - Introduction of the golden goddesses! Comic: Yourself - Hylia loses her cool for a moment Comic: It worked! - A celebration is in order Comic: Mission Accomplished - Time to get outta there! Comic: Seashell - Twilight shows up Comic: Catching up - The boys talk while Mini crafts Comic: Four houses - Brotherly intervention Comic: Cave Boys 2 - Boys in cave Comic: Ma’am - Wind says a bad word Comic: Drowning - Mini’s secret plan is revealed Comic: Stressed! - Twi sees a dog Comic: W-woo… - Wind gets support Comic: Mountain confrontation - A reunion of enemies Comic: Seperation - But wait! Comic: Gift - Ravio is a sweet guy Comic: Tent talk - Ravio and Sky discuss things Comic: Thoughts on anger - Ravio shares thoughts Comic: Notes - Two notes are read

Comic: Leg - Legend looks for Time Comic: Unikko - Legend meets a great fairy Comic: Backtracking - Wild processes his emotions Comic: Landing! - Wild and Legend decide to talk Comic: Lunch! - The two share lunch Comic: Still Disagree - The talk concludes oddly Comic: Get going - The two try to look for Time again

TOTK - Eternal (part 1)

part 2 here

Flower shop AU

Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”

if u are feeling sad pls look at this cute duck 

I’m just thinking that a time-travel AU that requires the team to reorient as Mandalorians where, at the first incident of someone asking questions, Obi-Wan declares “I know their names as my children” about Anakin and Ahsoka, making both of them cry later on in private, would be very nice, actually.

This wasn’t planned! He just SAID it!

“These are my kids,” says Obi-Wan Kenobi, on the spot, thinking it’s just a convenient and largely accurate way to describe his relationship with these young people in his care, completely missing the fact that he’s secured Anakin’s obsessive will-kill-for-you loyalty in the span of two seconds.

“That was just a cover, right?” “It might as well be true, Anakin, I did raise you for half your life and trained you as a warrior, that counts by Mando standards, and explaining Jedi-style apprenticeships would–” “I think Skyguy’s just asking if you really think of him as family.” “Well, obviously.”

Maybe he waffles a bit about age and how he’s not really OLD ENOUGH to be Anakin’s father but from a cultural perspective–

Just like… Obi-wan using a lot of hedging words because he’s allergic to telling Anakin he cares, but also, Anakin is basically his son-brother.

(Ahsoka knows but would def appreciate hearing, but Anakin… that kind of verbal confirmation would mean a lot.)

Iroh: People work their entire lives to find spirits and access the spirit world. It has taken years of dedication and study for me to reach the small part of it that I’m able to find.

Sokka, who accidentally steered a canoe to where the Avatar had been frozen for a century and then fell in love with the moon and also spent 24 hours in the spirit world that one time and was the only one who the hallucinations flat-out spoke to in the magical swamp: what, like it’s hard?

LU Idea

I have a new LU headcanon. It combines two others I've seen: first, that Wild is not the same person/soul as Link from before the Shrine of Resurrection, and second, that Wind forged his own Hero's Spirit, rather than being a reincarnation of Sky. What if pre-Shrine Link (Champion) had Sky's spirit, but his soul had already passed on when his body was placed in the Shrine. The Link who emerged 100 years later (Wild) is therefore Wind's reincarnation, not Sky's.

i dont think the sages are distinctly aware of everything their avatars are doing, but i imagine some things probably bleed through