I Love How Garnet And Pearl Are Just Continuing To Use The Name Of Their Infamous Guerilla Military Organization

The reason Noelle was so angry as Echidna is because she had to play tank, dps, and support all at once

Sylvester would have loved Among Us...

"Thank you for the pasta sir. Hey look at my phone, check this uahh,, check this shit out."

you ever just hit your hand on a table and the hurtsound that comes out of your mouth is something you are 100% sure no human has ever uttered before but it's kinda funky so you make another disgusting slurp to follow it up and you keep on doing it and start getting jiggy with your tune but eventually have to stop because it hits you that if jerma was doing this the clip would be immortalised as a psycho streamer meme forever

Me (God's drunkest soldier) being pulled over by a police officer (agent of the demiurge): Oh god, oh god, what do I do.

Bonesaw Tulpa in the backseat: if you cut out his eyes he can't see you committing any crimes :)

Anthropomorphic handgun in my glove compartment: Pull me out, little missy, and we can deal with this Debby downer together.

Amy dallon fumo on the dashboard: KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF

um… moonsong?? why is ur name red on shinigami eyes?

I dreamed that everyone on Twitter was mad at this new Sonic game about alternate universes because it had an adult Maria on it and she looked like this:

if sylvester was my son i would treat him better than hayle did.. i would give him better meals than the shitty oatmeal at lambsbridge and an hour of ipad time a day. and if one day he embarrasses me in front of my boss that's okay! you can't blame a sy for manipulating.

i am being intensely psychologically tortured right now

Idk why but that animation of george washington with chainsaws for hands is so Twig. Like if the nobles were cool they'd be that