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pspspss for @pecanplease based on this post

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Larissa Lardo still isn’t sure about the whole “hockey manager” thing. It’s decent money, and the guys are nice enough, but they’re an art student for fuck’s sake. (They’re keeping the name whatever happens, its cool as shit, and fits way better than they’re given name). What are they even doing here, hanging out at the Haus when there’s not even a kegster happening. It’s 3pm on a Sunday in November and they’re standing on the porch, still debating whether or not this is a good idea.

Fuck it whatever they think, and push open the door, braced for the inevitable wave of sound that normally occurs.

Nothing. There’s no one in the living room, no sound from the tv, no blender being subjected to Jack’s protein shakes. Where is everyone?

Shitty told them to come hang, and there’s no way that he would have been deliberately cruel. He’s here, even if the rest of the haus-dwellers are out. As they move up the stairs, it’s still freakishly quiet until they get to Shitty’s door, and Lardo can finally hear talking. They knock and after Shitty yells, “Lards get your ass in here!” Lardo pushes the door open. They take one look around, curious, and -

That’s their art on the wall. The pieces Lardo threw in the dumpster two weeks ago, angry at the world and coming off a horrible critique from her professor. The small triptych of ducklings. The abstract inspired by Lake Quad. The small portrait of their neighbor back home. The still life of a pong table they painted after the first kegster of the year.

The white noise in Lardo’s ears clears long enough for them to hear, “ - just left in the dumpster by Faber can you believe it? Who would want to throw this stuff away, it’s fuckin’ sick! I made Jack help me carry it back here there was no way I was going to risk someone else taking it or the trash guys coming before I could get back for a second trip, ya know?”

He put their art on his wall. He put their art on his wall. He went out of his way and made his best friend help gather their art and put it. On. His. Wall.

“…Paging Dr. Lardo. What’s up with you Lards? You look like someone hit you over the head.”

“That’s my stuff up there,” they breathe, not able to catch their breath properly yet from the sudden desire to cry.

“What?”

Lardo clears their throat, do not cry do not cry do Not Fucking Cry -

“That’s my art on your wall. I tossed it two weeks ago right before practice.”

“HOLY SHIT BRAH! Lards, that’s s’awesome! You have to sign it for me, all of it, right now - where’s my sharpie?” He’s rummaging in his desk, still chattering excitedly, when he straightens up suddenly and spins around, eyes narrowed. “Wait. I found it in the dumpster. You threw it out. Why would you throw this stuff out? It’s seriously so good Lardo.”

“Just a bad day I guess,” they say, trying not to make it a huge deal. Lardo doesn’t want to poke that raw place inside themselves just yet. Not even in front of Shitty.

Shitty just looks at them for a second, considering. For a second, Lardo thinks he’s going to pry and that is not going to go well. At all. Then his face clears back to it’s normal amusement. “Well, I’m even more vindicated in forcing Jack to help me. And you’re still signing this stuff. Get over here.”

Lardo goes, and can feel the corner of their mouth quirking upward, almost against their will.

Cool, so we’re doing this. Managing the hockey team.

♡Who is your Future Partner/Spouse♡

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💘Welcome to the first in The future spouse series💘

If you want to calculate your vedic chart and d9/Navamsa chart, go to farfaraway.com. generate both charts from there.-> go to my vedic astrology master list and find out how to read north indian vedic chart if you want to know about your future spouse traits.

I believe the following vedic ones to be the most apt and are always accurate. Try to find patterns across both systems.

This is made for first spouse. Read accordingly for other partners if you want. 2nd house is 2nd spouse, 9th house is for 3rd spouse. Same for UL take 8th house from first UL for second spouse.

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How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!

Overlooked scene in Crooked Kingdom.

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To My Sister (not really sis anymore, huh)

They said that a man's love is much more stronger than a woman's love. They said if they really do love you, they do. Why? Because it's stronger for the reason that he loves you than himself. But, I- I'm not in love with a guy. Im in love with a girl, she loves me back. Maybe, just maybe, our love will be as stronger as the love of a man. Because if i said I love her, I mean it.

I wrote this for a friend, and for the people that is in a same sex relationship. I SUPPORT YOU. ❤

What really happened during the Fake Love teaser

(gosh I missed this serie, bless the Tear era)

Gender Change

My sister wants a Gender Change. Money isn't her problem. She just isn't sure. Can you tell me your opinions?? Thank you.

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