ketusbetus

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should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

Brachiosaurus Monster that evolved in the deep dark caves, all its bones are cartilage and every part of it is prehensile to fit in crevices.

it climbs along walls, and is quite as a mouse.

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

My beetles keep stacking on each other and NO they aren’t fucking

My beetles keep stacking on each other and NO they aren’t fucking

You feel like shit: An interactive self-care guide

“This is meant to be an interactive flow chart for people who struggle with self care, executive dysfunction, and/or who have trouble reading internal signals. It’s designed to take as much of the weight off of you as possible, so each decision is very easy and doesn’t require much judgment.”

I hope this might help some of you struggling lovelies out there!

Okay, so reptilian aliens are linked to antisemitism.

Then what awful thing are grey aliens linked to?

Actually they're fine tbh. In most UFO lore the Greys are just kinda biomachines. They're like meat versions of the opportunity rover.

It's a simple progression and it's fun.

Johfra Bosschart

Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

alopecia venonat

i feel dysphoria, not because i want to be a man or woman, but some sort of goblin creature. does that make sense

[AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You’re Gonna Go Far Kid

this is one of my favorite videos on the internet, and it kills me that the source has been silenced by youtube’s copyright system, so I’m putting it here!

I have seen a version of this on tumblr before, but the audio in that one is just a little bit off because that person edited it back in themselves

but today, I am proud to present the original video, sent to me by Crispy Crungy, who gave me permission to upload it here and share it with you all!

enjoy!

Scream this is iconic….

so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

"Don't be a Job Hopper" 1940s Disney WWII propaganda poster

English added by me :)

A BAKED BEAN

Jonny Quest - The Curse of the Shoggoth