ketxup-kid
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why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs
doomed by the narrative and haunted by the narrative and a secret third thing (narrating the narrative)
i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon
did i do it right
look, brain.
ive only been dating my gf for 4 months, we cant be having wedding dreams yet
“lucky ball-sacked bastards” i curse as my fucking insides turn inside out and my dumb-dumb period murders me
Attempting to articulate a concern I have in the simplest way possible
every time I see a photo of a bear it’s like. that really is the ideal animal. large. fat. virtually indestructible. vaguely resembles both a large dog and a person. absolutely could and probably would maul me but nonetheless looks extremely huggable. 10/10 creatures, immaculate
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
Malevolent Sexyman Tournament FINAL ROUND
This poll is a week long, just for shits and giggles. All other info in the link above!
Stickers under the cut :D
Malevolent Sexyman Tournament FINAL ROUND
This poll is a week long, just for shits and giggles. All other info in the link above!
If the poll ends in a tie, Darkthur wins the tournament (not Malam, he had his chance and blew it). There are consequences to a tie and this is one of them <3
Stickers under the cut!
the phantom of the opera and the hunchback of notre dame? opposite ends of same spectrum
Literal definition of spyware:
Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡
Women in Shakespeare
A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.
I’m just saying, modern Star Trek wouldn’t have any of its main characters spend the first two minutes of a cold open reciting Shakespeare line-for-line while wearing medieval garb. We’ve lost something along the way,
By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest
Why is there no man arching his back with his butt in the air emoji
I had a stupid idea
a few great films that are free on the internet archive
in decent quality too!
here is the archive collection of these films so you can favorite on there/save if desired.
links below
black girl (1966) dir. ousmane sembene
the battle of algiers (1966) dir. gillo pontecorvo
paris, texas (1984) dir. wim wenders
desert hearts (1985) dir. donna deitch
harold and maude (1973) dir. hal ashby
los olvidados (1952) dir. luis bunuel
walkabout (1971) dir. nicolas roag
rope (1948) dir alfred hitchcock
freaks (1932) dir. tod browning
frankenstein (1931) dir. james whale
sunset boulevard (1950) dir billy wilder
fantastic planet (1973) dir. rené laloux
jeanne dielman (1975) dir. chantal akerman
the color of pomegranates (1969) dir. sergei parajanov
all about eve (1950) dir. joseph l. mankiewicz
gilda (1946) dir. charles vidor
the night of the hunter (1950) dir. charles laughton
the invisible man (1931) dir. james whale
COLLECTION of georges méliès shorts
rebecca (1940) dir. alfred hitchcock
brief encounter (1946) dir. david lean
to be or not to be (1942) dir. ernst lubitsch
a place in the sun (1951) dir george stevens
eyes without a face (1960) dir. georges franju
double indeminity (1944) dir. billy wilder
wild strawberries (1957) dir. ingmar bergman
shame (1968) dir. ingmar bergman
through a glass darkly (1961) dir. ingmar bergman
persona (1961) dir. ingmar bergman
winter light (1963) dir. ingmar bergman
the ascent (1977) dir. larisa shepitko
the devil, probably (1977) dir. robert bresson
cleo from 5 to 7 (1962) dir. agnes varda
alien (1979) dir. ridley scott + its sequels
after hours (1985) dir. martin scorsese
halloween (1978) dir. john carpenter
the watermelon woman (1996) dir. cheryl dune
Follow for the same picture of a rock every day
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daily affirmations
i am the unkillable faggot
i can exist in grocery stores
i have the shittiest music taste in any room
i have a gun
Malevolent Sexyman Tournament Round Two
All other polls in the link above!
i love ibuprofen my girl ibuprofen shout out to ibuprofen
my stream of consciousness is so stream of consciousness
Let’s make mama proud
Let’s be shown off by mama
