Khaotic-entity - That One Furry That Likes Writing Lore For No Reason

i'm not the praying sort, but i'll probably always have a soft spot for the astronaut's prayer

Every time in listening to my playlist i get jumpscared and reminded of the song "Shia LaBeouf" And it makes me laugh every time.

i love this

Furry?

I love the idea of Vasco helping Machete quit smoking, either by gently reassuring and congratulating him, or just straight up throwing the cigarettes away and showing him a whole PowerPoint about how much coffee he could buy with that money

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Attention all Aperture science Enrichment center Staff, we wish you merry christmas, unfortunately due to unforeseen corporate financial issues, the holiday bonus paycheck has been cut from this years roll outs, thank you for your cooperation, in compensation today's lunch of deli meat sandwiches have been replaced with an all you can eat buffet. For the 4 staff who left strongly worded emails about the holiday bonus cut to our feedback desk, thank you for your suggestion,  we value your opinion. In other news, 4 new employment opportunities await any lucky Employee willing to fill them.

Been thinking of potential outfits for the modern au dog men lately.

Its my first day at college and it hasnt even been 5 minutes since i arrived and ive found this

Btw if you smell burning toast, your having a stroke

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Or over cooking your toast

was accidentally called a she earlier today and it sent happy chemicals in my brain

me being genderfluid is slowly being more and more confirmed to me in my brain