He’s Beauty! He’s Grace! He’s Being Framed For Murder!

is the skeleton alive?

So if you are alive, does that make your skeleton alive? its your brain thats alive, your skeleton just gives you support, and so in that prospect i have a proposition!

I CAST RESURRECTION ON YOUR SKELETON

hotdog burst in microwave

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I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

UPDATE RAHCE LOVES ELI AND CONFESSED IT, A WRENCH HAS BEEN THROWN IN FRACTURED DALARS PLAN

I always love when you are making a continuous story with other people, each person making the story move forward, and then things unintentionally mix perfectly.

For example. I have this character named "Fractured Dalar", who owns the soul of a different character "Eli" (pronounced Ellie). F.dalar (fractured Dalar) is extremely manipulative and is trying to make Eli not trust her friends and close ones.

Eli has a crush on this character named Rache(not mine, let's say they belong to person 1).

Rache in canon, is not ready for a relationship. He needs to figure out his emotions and learn more before he's ready for one. "I'll be ready in a few decades" rache told Eli. And Eli. Was fine with this. She was ok with not being able to date him and is content with it.

However Introduce Nova(character owned by person 2) people out of the canon are saying they ship Nova and rache based on their little cute interactions.

This is where things line up perfectly.

If in canon rache and Nova actually get together, it would break Eli completely and F.dalar would use that to manipulate to crap out of Eli. Because if that happened, from Eli's POV, rache just lied to Eli.

"I'll be ready in a few decades"

*2 months later, starts dating someone he literally just met*

From Eli's POV rache just really doesn't want to be with her and wants to let her down easy with the "few decades".

And mind you, none of this is scripted. This happened naturally. It's perfect

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I dont know why but back in some old lore i was writing i found this line and for some reason this just feels like such a raw line, if you read it in the voice of the narrator from The stanely parable

Realising im literally an amorphous blob

Gender fluid

Demi romantic

Abrosexual

According to people i know my face is androgynous

Im literally a shapeless mass

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver