Are Luigi And Peach Friends Or Do They Just Know Each Other Through Mario

sometimes you go onto tumblr expecting shitposting and end up a flustered mess after being blasted with the horniest 5 posts you've ever seen

Seeing a trans woman hear me out cake would be special but if anyone ever did any of that it'd be put on repeat on a big screen in the houses of parliament and used to justify banning trans people from breathing the same air as cis people

Never stop hating

“C’mon, kids, I rented a bus today and I wanna get my money’s worth!”

not because ill reciprocate but because its good for my ego ofc/j

low on morale is anyone secretly in love with me

Add another one to the list of hilarious examples of why generative AI doesn't produce correct answers, just statistically likely ones.

(Customers asked for how-to videos, which the company doesn't have. The AI chatbot decided that a million internet users linking to this video after similar requests couldn't be wrong.)

I ❤️ bitching and moaning

slay the princess narrator wearing this