Kicsikacsa123 - Yes, It's Me

Let's Get This Straight.

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3sZjYNK

by AngelicDemonSpookynoodles

You all know how Harry Potter went. It was pretty inaccurate, in all honesty, and didn’t focus on Fred and George nearly as much. Come on, let’s go through what actually happened.

Words: 333, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter RPF

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi, Other

Characters: Lee Jordan, George Weasley, Fred Weasley, Ron Weasley, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley, Newt Scamander, Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Regulus Black, James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, Hermione Granger, Dean Thomas, Seamus Finnigan, Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Cedric Diggory, Mildus Black, Lavender Brown, Fleur Delacour, Rubeus Hagrid, Angelina Johnson, Minerva McGonagall, Marlene McKinnon, Dorcas Meadowes, Marauders (Harry Potter), Alastor “Mad-Eye” Moody, Padma Patil, Parvati Patil, Stan Shunpike, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Alicia Spinnet, Nymphadora Tonks, Oliver Wood

Relationships: Lee Jordan/George Weasley, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Luna Lovegood/Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood

Additional Tags: Fluff and Angst, BAMF Fred Weasley, POV Alternating, Sad George Weasley, Protective Fred Weasley, George Weasley Needs a Hug, Fred Weasley needs a hug, BAMF Percy Weasley, BAMF Women, BAMF Minerva McGonagall, BAMF Molly Weasley, BAMF Ginny Weasley, BAMF Ron Weasley, BAMF Charlie Weasley, BAMF Bill Weasley, BAMF Arthur Weasley, Oblivious Harry Potter, Oblivious Harry, Book 1: Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, Book Ginny, Black Hermione Granger, Dark Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger & Harry Potter Friendship, Hermione Granger is a Good Friend, Everyone Is Gay, Author Is Sleep Deprived, The Author Regrets Everything, Please Don’t Hate Me, Please Kill Me, How Do I Tag, I Don’t Even Know, I’m Bad At Tagging, I’m Sorry, I’m Bad At Titles, What Have I Done, I Blame Tumblr, I Ship It, Gay George Weasley, Good Percy Weasley, Gay Panic, Gay Percy Weasley, Genderfluid Character, Awesome Molly Weasley, Molly Weasley is Superior, Draco Malfoy & Ron Weasley Friendship, Weasley Family-centric (Harry Potter), Lesbian Ginny Weasley, Asexual Luna Lovegood, Autistic Luna Lovegood, Minor Luna Lovegood/Ginny Weasley, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, molly and arthur are good parents, Arthur needs rubber ducks, Demisexuality, Demisexual George Weasley, Lesbian Luna Lovegood, Good Albus Dumbledore, Albus Dumbledore is a Good Teacher, Albus Dumbledore is Actually Gay, Gay Albus Dumbledore, Fashion Icon George Weasley, Molly Weasley Runs a Magic Bakery, Molly Weasley is Everyone’s Mum, Ron Weasley is So Done, Harry Potter & Ron Weasley Friendship, Arthur Weasley is a rubber duck enthusiast, femboy sirius black, Sirius Black is the antichrist, Sirius Black Taught George Fashion Tips, George Weasley Teaches Sirius Fashion Tips, Gay Sirius Black, sirius black has tattoos, Sirius Black is a Good Sibling, Sirius Black is a Good Boyfriend, BAMF Hermione Granger, Hermione Granger is Pining, Percy Weasley is in Love, Percy Weasley Loves His Jock Roommate, Asexual Charlie Weasley, Autistic Charlie Weasley, Charlie Weasley is a Good Sibling, Trans Charlie Weasley, Charlie Weasley is Friends with the Dragons, Charlie Weasley is Friends with Luna Lovegood, Charlie and Luna Bonded Over the Dragons and Bumbos in Their Toasters, Chaotic Twins, Weasley twins, Lee Jordan Actually Exists, Lee Jordan is So Soft, Everyone Needs A Hug, Everyone Has Issues, everyone is soft, Gay, no straight people, No Smut, No Sex, Oliver Wood - Freeform, Protective Oliver Wood, Pining Oliver Wood, Oliver Wood Is A Himbo, but not really, Oliver Wood Pretends to be A Himbo, Oliver Wood is in Love, Oliver Wood Loves His Nerd Roommate, Autistic Percy Weasley, Autistic Newt Scamander, Autistic Fred Weasley, Autistic George Weasley, Fred Weasley has ADHD, George Weasley has ADHD, Please Give the Twins some Love, Uhhhh there’s a lot of OCs, No one is cishet, literally no one, Maybe Voldemort, Lesbian Minerva McGonagall, Anarchist Bill Weasley, Anarchist Sirius Black, Feminist Sirius Black, Sirius and Lily Punch Sexists, Sirius Black Wears Makeup, Remus Lupin Needs a Hug, Gay Remus Lupin, Protective Remus Lupin, Established Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, Molly Weasley Took On Bellatrix She’ll Take on Voldemort if She Damn Wants, Neopronoun Usage, sensory issues, George Weasley Needs Mental Help, Double Agents, Mental Health Issues, Percy Weasley Needs Mental Help, Remus Lupin has Self-Esteem Issues, Remus Lupin Has PTSD, Indian James Potter, James Potter Being an Idiot, James Potter Needs a Hug, Harry Potter Needs a Hug, Indian Harry Potter, Everyone Is Alive, Except Voldemort, Good Severus Snape, Severus Snape Has a Heart, Severus Snape is Bad at Feelings, But he loves his students, Severus Snape is a good teacher, Severus Snape isn’t obsessed, He probably finds love, idk - Freeform, I’ll make it up, McGonagall has a wife, They have afternoon tea together, They adopt all the students, Well actually one person dies, Fuck Pettigrew, Let Sirius say fuck, Get that rat bitch Sirius fuck him up, Hashtag Pettigrew hate club, Childhood Friends, Friends to Lovers, qpr, Asexuality, Give the Weasleys some pasta, Ginny learned to fight because woohoo fighters and lovers, Why do all the Weasleys have red hair it’s a recessive gene, George and Ginny swap Christmas Jumpers, Arthur is so curious please teach him how to google, James and Lily Hide from Voldemort, Peeves actually exists, Drarry, Dolores Umbridge is Her Own Warning, Dolores Umbridge Bashing, Pranks and Practical Jokes, Potatoes, Eating Disorders, I Can’t Believe I Wrote This, I made some OCs, Why Did I Write This?, Twins, Chaos, Protective George Weasley, Dragonologist Charlie Weasley, Minor Seamus Finnigan/Dean Thomas, Artist Dean Thomas, Gay Dean Thomas, Gay Seamus Finnigan, Harry doesn’t observe anything, I mean it, i can’t believe myself, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Modern Era, Alternate Universe - Modern with Magic, Alternate Universe - Modern: Still Have Powers, I Wrote This While Listening to Hozier’s Music, I need help, but so does everyone here, Worry, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort, Fred and George need each other, Gender Issues, Gender Dysphoria, Cinnamon Roll Newt Scamander, Adorable Newt Scamander, Newt Scamander is a Dork, Teacher Newt Scamander, There is going to be 7 of these, all through the years of Hogwarts, happy for the first two years, then it goes downhill, it’s already kinda fucked up, Fucked Up, Growing Up, Good Draco Malfoy, malfoy oc, Gay Draco Malfoy, Someone stop me, why, Good Fred Weasley & George Weasley, Fred and George are Part of a Quadruplet Set, The Other Two Are Girls, Freya - Freeform, and, Grace - Freeform, Freya and Grace, a girl named Winter Malfoy, Severus Snape is a good person, Lucius Malfoy is annoying, Lucius Malfoy Bashing, Narcissa is an angel, Good Person TM, Narcissa and Molly are Good Friends, Autistic Remus Lupin, Sirius Black & James Potter Friendship, Sirius Black has ADHD, Autistic Rubeus Hagrid, Harry Potter is a Himbo, I’m Serious, Not Sirius, Just serious, gay repression, Someone Pushes Down His Gay, He is a bab, Internalized Homophobia, Body Image, Male Homosexuality, Platonic Relationships, Platonic Cuddling, Platonic Soulmates, Platonic Female/Male Relationships, Female Homosexuality, Platonic Male/Male Relationships, Platonic Female/Female Relationships, They are all gay, Werewolf Bill Weasley, Bisexual Bill Weasley, Bill Weasley is Super Fuck, Bill Weasley is Super Fucking, hold on, I can’t function, Bill Weasley is Super Fucking Cool, okay thank you, I hate myself, This will probably be not too great, Don’t Examine This Too Closely, Don’t Judge Me, Genderfluid George Weasley, Harry is Too Oblivious to Notice This Shit

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kicsikacsa123

4 years ago

Things I associate with the houses:

(based on my closest friends)

Slytherin – David Bowie on full blast, either has all the sugar or none in their coffee, perfectly messy hair, cuts up their clothes on a whim, pin badges in denim jackets, a cigarette in a trembling hand, a graveyard at night, the feeling of vodka burning your throat, Halloween, paranormal youtube videos, does tarot with a normal card deck, jager bombs that are more jager than red bull.

Ravenclaw – animal rights activism, ridiculously thoughtful gifts, learning new languages for fun, horror movies at 1am, hope, paint smudges, forgotten tea that’s gone cold, meeting your idols, writing your own songs, political t-shirts, walking next to your bike so you can talk to your friends, pouring skittles into vodka.

Hufflepuff – hot chocolate, drunk tears, feeling festive in September, Pancake Day, cheesy music, soft colours, scuffed boots, permanently covered in animal fur, sweets, faded skinny jeans and plaid shirts, flour in their hair, saves empty bottles cause they look nice.

Gryffindor – leg-ups, arm wrestles, playful teasing, undercuts, the smell of gingerbread, eating so much takeaway you could burst, Bon Jovi, pretending not to be a lightweight, electric guitar, “is that a dare?”, heavy docs, late nights, climbing through windows cause you forgot your key, one leather jacket for all occasions.

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