Every Show That Does The Love At First Sight Thing Always Seems Ridiculous To Me Except For Violetta.

jade's harry potter smut rec list :)

(i will be updating soon)

marauders and golden era

this by @drachoesimp (sub draco)

this by @thotbutpurple (sub james)

this by @fawneii (dom draco)

this by @whipped-for-the-weasley-twins (marauders)

this by @rowema-ravenclaw (sub harry)

@quindolyn 's entire masterlist

this by @eunoniaa (blaise x draco x sub reader)

this and this by @fjorelaant (dom james/lucius)

this by @shadesofvelma (dom remus)

this by @fredshufflepuff (fred - if you are eighteen and above, please dni)

this by @railmeharrypotter <3 (sub harry)

@babyjordy 's masterlist

this by @shadesofvelma (james x reader x sirius - but i promise her entire masterlist is fire)

being remus’s girlfriend <3

Simon Riley who gets your initials tattooed over his heart, but not in the conventional way.

The idea of getting your full name spooks him, cause what if he gets captured and some enemy agent sees? It's just too much of a risk for him. But initials are safer. Twice as much if they're hidden behind roman numerals.

So he reveals his new ink one day, during a quiet moment a few weeks after he gets it once it's healed up. He explains what the roman numerals are (they correspond to letters of the alphabet: A would be I, B is II, and so on) and what they mean, and you spend so long marveling at Simon's dedication that it takes you a minute to notice something... strange.

"There's no number for my last name."

He takes your hand, puts it over the numbers, and puts his forehead on yours.

"That's cause I'm hopin' you'll let me put the number 18 there, love."

I’m one mental breakdown away from writing a Harry Styles Fleabag version.

So I was scrolling through Pinterest earlier this evening, and after a good deliberation, I have now decided that due to personal reasons, I will proceed to pass away. Thank you for your attention.

Things I associate with the houses:

(based on my closest friends)

Slytherin – David Bowie on full blast, either has all the sugar or none in their coffee, perfectly messy hair, cuts up their clothes on a whim, pin badges in denim jackets, a cigarette in a trembling hand, a graveyard at night, the feeling of vodka burning your throat, Halloween, paranormal youtube videos, does tarot with a normal card deck, jager bombs that are more jager than red bull.

Ravenclaw – animal rights activism, ridiculously thoughtful gifts, learning new languages for fun, horror movies at 1am, hope, paint smudges, forgotten tea that’s gone cold, meeting your idols, writing your own songs, political t-shirts, walking next to your bike so you can talk to your friends, pouring skittles into vodka.

Hufflepuff – hot chocolate, drunk tears, feeling festive in September, Pancake Day, cheesy music, soft colours, scuffed boots, permanently covered in animal fur, sweets, faded skinny jeans and plaid shirts, flour in their hair, saves empty bottles cause they look nice.

Gryffindor – leg-ups, arm wrestles, playful teasing, undercuts, the smell of gingerbread, eating so much takeaway you could burst, Bon Jovi, pretending not to be a lightweight, electric guitar, “is that a dare?”, heavy docs, late nights, climbing through windows cause you forgot your key, one leather jacket for all occasions.

Besides, I only wish to convey a message. A message? From Professor Dumbledore. He asked me to give you his best, and he hopes you enjoy your holiday.

I'm angry because this would totally work for me. I feel called out!

that post going around where op is like "I love having sex with my friends, a fine and normal thing to do" and the notes are filled with people going absolutely fucking nuclear melting into goo screaming about how "hookup culture" is disgusting... genuinely what's going on there

Ben Barnes photographed by Emma Holly Jones, 2016