Not Me Debating If I Should Show This To My History Teacher

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WAIT NO-

*BFB theme song plays out of nowhere*

tag yourself im 5

See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. WHITE = You scare me. RAINBOW = BED PLZ. SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something. MAROON = You taught me something new. CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar. PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh MAUVE = You are really talented BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better. CYAN = We have very little in common THISTLE = I only just started following you INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it) VERMILION = You make me feel passionate HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname LAVENDER = You inspire me CORAL = You’re a meme UMBER = I want to know more about you FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you ARSENIC = I don’t know how to describe the way I feel about you WINE = You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class SAFFRON = I love your ideas TIMBERWOLF = I trust you FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you PLUM = I’d like to chat with you TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic SAGE = You make me cry CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something! VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you

Meet some of the homies

When you get this ask, you have to answer with your top five songs and then send an ask to your first 10 followers (or not if you don't want to <3)

Thanks for making it optional, I’m WAAAAAAY too indecisive to choose top 5. But hey, it’s a roughly 15-way tie!…

*incoherent confused screaming*

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I hate family vloggers so much imagine having this little respect for your adolescent kid’s privacy and personal life

Why are you drinking my floorboards seductively? Me and my floorboards are in a committed relationship and I do not appreciate this

I deeply apologize for the misunderstanding. This is meant entirely as a joke. I would never drink a floorboard without it’s consent, especially if it’s in a healthy relationship. And I’m hoping you treat your floorboards with the love and respect they deserve.

Thanks for the question, Floorboard Anon!

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This is why i don’t have Reddit SMH 🤦

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14+ content (nothing visual, mostly just understanding of certain things)

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