Dick: Bruce, have you seen my phone?
Bruce: *pulls a laser pointer out of his belt and shines it across the room at Dick’s phone*
Dick: Great. I’m sure this new toy won’t be annoying at all.
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Steph: Do we have any Swiss cheese?
Bruce: *aims his laser pointer at the fridge*
Steph: Wow, Dick wasn’t kidding. That is really annoying.
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Jason: Hey Brucille, have you seen my Wonder Woman hoodie? It went missing.
Bruce: *aims laser pointer at Tim*
Jason: Oh you’re in for it now you little geek.
Tim: Bruce whY—
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Hal: Hey Spooky, you’re late to the meeting. What the hell have you been doing?
Bruce: *points laser at Clark*
Clark, embarrassed and irritated after putting up with this shit for almost a month: *blasts the laser pointer with his laser eyes*
Hal: LOL. What now, Bat?
Bruce: hn.
Bruce: *pulls two more laser pointers out of his belt, places one on the table, and shines the other one at it*
Diana: Can we please start the meeting—
ok i finally get why everyone fucking loves law it's cause every time the straw hats do literally anything they cut back to him making this EXACT face
vine legends just randomly popping up on tiktok gets me every time
reblog if you’re
- scared for avengers 4
- scared for avengers 4
- scared for avengers 4
- scared for avengers 4
- scared for avengers 4
no one will know which one
HES RIGHT BEHIND ME ISN'T HE.
orig audio (with timestamp)
brown haired jimin: your cute next-door neighbor who smiled at you once and now you’re in love with him
black haired jimin: if looks could kill, an epitome of sin, beauty and lust, devil’s right hand, makes you sexually frustrated, would fight him
orange haired jimin: easily makes you flustered and he loves it, likes to play hard to get, lowkey that bad boy you fell in love with
pink haired jimin: absolute fluff, his hair probably smells like a cotton candy, artistic boyfriend material, can do pirouettes with eyes closed
silver haired jimin: makes intense eye contact, soft mysterious vibes, would wink at you when he walks by, smells so good it’s insane
blonde haired jimin: every men’s gay awakening, he’s prettier than all girls in your class, sassy yet soft king, likes to hug his friends a LOT, if looks could kill pt.2
2019 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it