Bruce Gets A Laser Pointer

Bruce gets a laser pointer

Dick: Bruce, have you seen my phone?

Bruce: *pulls a laser pointer out of his belt and shines it across the room at Dick’s phone*

Dick: Great. I’m sure this new toy won’t be annoying at all.

Steph: Do we have any Swiss cheese?

Bruce: *aims his laser pointer at the fridge*

Steph: Wow, Dick wasn’t kidding. That is really annoying.

Jason: Hey Brucille, have you seen my Wonder Woman hoodie? It went missing.

Bruce: *aims laser pointer at Tim*

Jason: Oh you’re in for it now you little geek.

Tim: Bruce whY—

Hal: Hey Spooky, you’re late to the meeting. What the hell have you been doing?

Bruce: *points laser at Clark*

Clark, embarrassed and irritated after putting up with this shit for almost a month: *blasts the laser pointer with his laser eyes*

Hal: LOL. What now, Bat?

Bruce: hn.

Bruce: *pulls two more laser pointers out of his belt, places one on the table, and shines the other one at it*

Diana: Can we please start the meeting—

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