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I’m proud of this one😂😂😂
this man interrupts your wedding with an entire circus following him around and calls your bride a hoe, what do you do?
When you overhear the bridesmaid and the waiter talking shit from the back row
I’m the birb that gets embarrassed by her man
🚨 The official Netflix Customer Service account is suggesting that Shadowhunters fans fill out their recommendation form. ☝🏻 (replying to a fan post they weren’t tagged in)
➡️ https://help.netflix.com/en/titlerequest?ui_action=title-suggestion-quicklinks
Holy guacamole!! i did another damn comic and i’m not ded
Enjoy a little bit of Tony and Peter, both are great characters
PS: I guess y’all get the reference
Apollo: They asked do you love me? I said only partly, I only love my sister and my momma and Daphne and Hyacinthus and
Meg: that’s not how this works
Like: for Jumpsuit
Comment: for Nico and the Niners
Reblog: if you spent the duration of both songs sobbing uncontrollably because fUCKING TWENTY ONE PILOTS IS BACK BITCH
you want your idol to be healthy and happy :’)
So, Shiro was on board the whole time?
Please, reblog! IIt’s called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister
It starts with Tim and Damian arguing and Tim says something like, “You wouldn’t last a day as Red Robin, demon brat” and of course Damian takes that as a challenge. So, they decide to swap alter egos for a night. Jason thinks it’s stupid, but Dick loves it, so he gets Jason to join with him. When the night comes, they all put on each other’s outfits,(with some size adjustments, of course), Damian as Red Robin, Tim as Robin, Jason as Nightwing, and Dick as Red Hood.
As expected, Tim and Damian hate it. Tim had a different relationship with Bruce as Robin, and hates being treated like Damian.(being treated like a kid) Damian doesn’t understand why Tim works with anyone he works with, Tim’s staff is too long for him, and his notes are so sloppy(from sleep deprivation)he can’t make any sense of them to work on cases. When the night is over, both of them are tired, and somehow hate each other even more. They both expect Dick and Jason to come back the same way.
Dick and Jason, however, loved it.
Dick loves being Red Hood. The armor makes him feel safe, guarded. Even if he gets shot or stabbed, it doesn’t hit him. The helmet is extremely efficient, and he never has to worry about his identity. He feels invincible. He uses the guns, but doesn’t kill anyone. Still, they make his work much easier and efficient. He feels strong, powerful, secure.
Jason loves being Nightwing. The ecrisma sticks that he used to think were dumb, now filled him excitement. Hearing criminals scream as they were electrocuted or the thunk of the stick landing on someone’s skull was as satisfying as shooting a gun. Even though he thinks it’s impractical, he loves the outfit, too. It’s thin, so when he jumps off of skyscrapers he can feel all the wind rushing against his skin. It makes him feel higher than any drug could make him. Now he get Dick’s love for jumping off high buildings. He feels light, strong, free.
Tim and Damian are shocked. They never expected the other two to have such a good time while they suffered. Of course, the peace couldn’t last forever. In the middle of Jason and Dick fangirling over each other, Tim leans over and whispers to Damian, “Told you ya couldn’t handle it”
Harry Edward Styles is the only mainstream white man i have respect for. Bitch did everything. Supports the LGBTQ movement, acknowledges Black Lives Matter although at first he didn’t, a FEMINIST, something we don’t get to see in a man everyday, cares for his fans, mom and sister, isn’t afraid to put on a nail polish, becomes a style icon with those infamous suits he always wears, bringing back that 70s rock vibes rather than dumbass mediocre music we’ve listened to on radios, doesn’t care wether you’re white, black, gay, straight, transgender, he will always support you,
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And y’all telling me that i stan his ass just because of how he looks?
Green Lantern - Rebirth #006
“You know Hal. I’ve always like you.”
“ITS OkAY BECAseE HE’S ON VaCATIOn”
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Okay so I bought a dress today (along with a pair of dark blue velvet pants they are great)
and it looks pretty normal, right?
WRONG
GREETINGS I HAVE COME TO LAY A CURSE UPON YOUR VILLAGE AND KISS ALL YOUR WOMEN
Bruce Wayne: [loses his children in a crowded mall.]
Bruce Wayne: [Jumps on a Table] I am a terrible father!!!
Jason Todd: [In a distance] Damn right you are!
Damian Wayne: [In a further distance] Silence Todd! No one cares on what you think!
Tim Drake: [In a even further distance] Guys? Where is everyone? I need help! Some mean girl hit me with a Lego brick.
Dick Grayson: [Closing near to Tim’s area] I’m coming Tim!
Helena Wayne: [Closest to Bruce] Over here Cass! Father is this way!
Cassandra Cain: Good!
Bruce Wayne: [Smiles to himself] There they are. My children.
Bruce is a generally unselfish man, and surprisingly unmaterialistic. He is, however, an avid collector of children of the supernatural persuasion.
That is to say, he is a Dad.
Here is a brief summary of his children:
Dick: Siren.
Bruce found the child hovering at the edges of Haly’s Circus, humming a merry tune and luring people in to the circus to watch the show. Practically no one could resist the sweet, blue-eyed, singing child. It didn’t take long for Bruce to realize that Dick was a siren, and was using his powers of persuasion to lure in customers to help keep the circus running, now that two-thirds of their main attraction, The Flying Graysons, had died.
It took even less time for him to bring the child home and teach him to fight crime, because really, who doesn’t want to seek justice through vigilantism? When Dick takes to the rough streets of Gotham, the villains are practically begging him for a beating.
Jason: Werewolf
Bruce found Jason in Crime Alley when the boy was in wolf form, gnawing on the tires of the Batmobile. Tugging, pulling, and threatening the pup didn’t work, so Bruce used a hamburger to lure the child away from the tires and all the way home to Wayne Manor.
There was one memorable occasion where the Joker abducted Jason and tried to blow him up, but conveniently did not take into account the full moon. When Bruce arrived to rescue Jason, he found a burning warehouse, a very mutilated and very dead Joker, and a hulking, proud, fully fledged wolf wagging his tail in the light of the full moon.
His wagging didn’t stop, and only intensified when Alfred offered Jason steak as a congratulatory meal when they returned home. Dick had to sing to Bruce the whole night to get him to calm down.
Tim: Vampire
Tim is a direct descendant of The Dracula himself, and essentially stayed at Bruce’s house long enough that one day, the man forgot that he hadn’t adopted Tim. Tim possesses the super strength of the supernatural beings, a genius intellect, and an ethereal beauty about him, when he can be bothered to groom.
It’s difficult to groom when you can’t see yourself in a mirror.
For this reason, Tim usually has deep eye bags, grayish skin, and dresses in Jason’s oversized shirts, except when he has to go to work, when he will borrow one of Bruce’s oversized shirts. He has a deep aversion to blood, and instead subsists on coffee and iron pills. He has opened up a new chain of fortified coffees for vampires under the umbrella of Wayne Foods, and it is a massive hit with the supernatural populace.
Cassandra: Faerie
Don’t mistake the slight female Wayne as a pushover. As a faerie, Cass is possessive, protective, and deeply attached to her family, and especially to her father, who was thrilled to finally have a daughter.
She has been known to bite anyone who tries to bother her family, even sending one reporter to the hospital because her venom had seeped into the bite wound. In the field, she is a silent terror, gliding across the skies in complete silence until she spots her prey.
The last thing her adversaries hear is the light giggle of a delighted girl before the venom kicks in.
Damian: Demon
Ten years old, small for his age, and always angry about something, Damian is the result of a very, very, drunk night that Bruce had with an assassin princess. Bruce was particularly surprised when Damian showed up at his house one day saying hello Father, I am your Heir, where is your throne.
As is customary for his demonic ilk, he went on to quickly claim Dick as “his” and everyone else as his enemy, especially Tim. Damian likes hurting villains, receiving hugs and kisses from Dick, and playing with his pets.
He has made a name for himself Gotham with his ruthlessness, and he once opened a portal to hell and chucked Scarecrow into it. The man didn’t reappear for days, and when he did, he ent straight to Arkham and committed himself.
Batman is absolutely awful at dealing with emotions and feelings. Luckily, Dick is there to pick up the emotional slack and be the support system that all his siblings need!
Robin (1993) #156
Dick was about to head out the door, but drops everything when Tim says he needs to talk (and Tim was struggling with suicidal thoughts in this comic so it is even more important that he has someone to talk to).
Nightwing (1996) #25
And Tim feels comfortable coming to Dick with tough topics.
Batman: Family #7
Even though Dick isn’t as close to Cass at this point, he makes sure that she knows he’s there for her during a tough time.
Birds of Prey (1999) #8
And he is there for Barbara and is understanding when she talks about her need for revenge after the injury that resulted in her being put in a wheelchair.
Batman #33
While all the others are shocked by Damian’s emotional reaction, Dick is reassuring and comforting (indicating to me that this isn’t the first time he’s comforted Damian in this way). Dick is one of the few people who treats Damian like the child he is.
Batman #416
He even offers support to Jason (which may surprise some people), though he initially did not approve of Jason being Robin.
Batman and Nightwing #23
And he does the same thing for Batman. This moment in particular is heartbreaking to me, because Dick completely neglects his own feelings about Damian’s death to support Bruce.
Dick is always encouraging communication and making sure everyone stays connected. He is so important to the Bat family, the glue that keeps them together. He’s just always got everyone’s back. Dick Grayson actual therapist everyone.
the director of jurassic world really made the mistake of telling tom holland the plot of the film, tom immediately went and told it to chris pratt who’s the star of jurassic world, pratt didn’t believe tom but later read the script and found out that tom actually did spoil the plot for him, then over a year later the director found out that tom spoiled the film for pratt and he called tom holland a weasel on twitter and tom said that he genuinely couldn’t help himself
…a mess
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trying to prove a point to my dad
Jason Todd: -tries to steal tires off the batmobile and when confronted, strikes Batman with a tire iron-
Bruce Wayne:
Timmy is such a smart holy nuggets