Kingsooyeon - ❥2002

Elle I will always remember you. Did not deserve that suspension, Twitter didn't understand you.

things that are funnier than “my dog stepped on a bee”

a woman who doesn’t believe amber heard, megan thee stallion, angelina jolie, AND evan rachel wood? oh it’s too late for her. I fear it’s time to put her down like old yeller behind the barn

Sound on ♡

amen

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

On April 21st, 2015 — Depp arrived at Amber’s birthday party. He was drunk, using drugs and upset because he’d just learned from the Mandel Company that his finances were in rough shape.

They get into a fight at her party and Depp decides to move out and stay at another residence. At this time in their relationship their marriage had deteriorated and they were in a trial separation but Amber wanted him to come to her birthday.

The next day — Ms. Vargas finds dog excrement in the bed. She tells Kevin Murphy, the house manager, who tells Sean Bett. Sean tells Depp and the two of them more or less decide that Amber put the dog excrement there on purpose.

Somewhere along the way this myth gets morphed into people believing the excrement is human.

But Boo, the dog who was responsible, had done this before. He’s had bowel accidents in bed with Depp years previous & was known for having these issues. Depp knew about this — at one point Depp even told his personal assistant, Stephen Deuters, to leave human waste for Amber to step in, because they could just blame the dog.

Depp liked these kinds of jokes — he, Marylin Manson and Hunter S. Thompson once tried to leave their own human waste on Depp’s Hollywood Star on the Walk of Fame.

Sean Bett, the probably source for the ‘Amber did it’ also claimed, with Depp, that Amber had attacked Depp the night of the 21st. He claimed he saw injuries on Depp — but the photo submitted to court was from a year previous. Bett lied under oath about the origins of the photo and the injuries he saw. So it stands to reason that his story about the excrement is also a fabrication.

Especially if you consider the fact Depp would not return to the home for another month (when he came to get some things and threw his phone at Amber’s face). Amber was alone in the residence at the time, Depp was not coming back, and it makes no sense for her to prank an empty bed.

*whispers* don’t